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I guess they are a little in slow in Cape Cod. The reason it was abandoned was becuase the owner did not want it anymore so he ditched it in the middle of the woods. Dumbasses.
Mystery piano, abandoned deep in the woods, baffles Cape Cod police
THE ASSOCIATED PRESS
Monday, November 24th 2008, 8:48 AM
A police officer checks an abandoned piano for clues.
HARWICH, Mass. - Harwich police have a musical mystery on their hands: Who left a piano in the middle of the woods? And why?
The Baldwin piano discovered in the Bells Neck woods appears to be in perfect working condition and had a matching bench as if it had recently been played.
The piano was discovered Saturday by a woman walking along a path inside a conservation area at the woods.
Another question police would like to answer is how the piano got to such a remote location. The piano is heavy and it took more than a half dozen men to load it onto a truck to remove it.
Police said they've notified other police departments in the area to see if anyone has reported a missing piano.
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/us_w..._the_wood.html
I guess they are a little in slow in Cape Cod. The reason it was abandoned was becuase the owner did not want it anymore so he ditched it in the middle of the woods. Dumbasses.
Some kid really didn't want to practice his scales.
Finding fingerprints on the ivory is the key to the investigation . . .
aliens.
Or, some parent really didn't want to listen to them even one more time...
but what if he was white?
that's freaky, imagine if you got lost in the woods and finding a piano with a matching bench...yes im wuss but its still scary.
I just got upstaged!
The lead detective in the case saw one of his men banging the side of his head on the keys, he said "what are you doing"
The younger detective said I going to play this by ear!
pianist sounds like penis so I laughed a little while reading that
PETA tried to return the piano to the wild
pianos are ing gay
wicked
Guess Elton John came out of the closet and into the woods!
Guess Elton John came out of the closet and into the woods!
martini and the jets?
Dexter is a good ing show. I finally started watching it.
Thanks, how did you know???
Maybe Billy Joel forget about it on his camping trip.
Cape Cod police must have a lot of time on their hands.
My homie Neil majored in the U of U Music Program. He's ing awesome at piano. Like, so good he has almost no limitations as to what he wants to play. And honestly, he gets more ass than just about anybody else I know. But it's not because he's any cooler or better looking than anybody else, it's because he can the play the ing out of the piano. He'll just sit down at a random piano or keyboard he'll find at a house party or the bar and start playing and es will literally soak their jeans in response. It really makes me wish I didn't quit piano lessons when I was twelve, because man, pianos are about the least gay thing I can think of.
Really????????
I'd like you to tell Leon Russell, Dr. John, Harry Connick Jr., Jerry Lee Lewis, Fats Domino, Billy Joel that!!!
Whoever put this piano out in the woods managed to create something entirely creepy, ominous and threatening, yet completely lacking in specific malice or sexual suggestion. It's just a really creepy event and you can't quite say why. Very impressive little project.
I hope the detectives take good NOTES.
They should have found it while walking their beat.
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