Iowa Woman Caught Having Sex in Metrodome Blames Alcohol - i laughed

[sonic21]

the husband must be one ugly sob if he's blaming himself

i like your signature

[Richard Cranium]

Yeah I bet someone put something in her drink. A penis.

I'm sure she was drinking tails.

[Sportcamper]

There is a reason the police were called…The men witnessing this indecent act were horrified & wanted the woman out of the men’s room…

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

En vino veritas. Ho fo sho.

Seems wrong to lose her job over this though.

[JoeChalupa]

En vino veritas. Ho fo sho.

Seems wrong to lose her job over this though.

I agree. Her getting screwed again is not the answer.

[I. Hustle]

I hate it when chicks drug me and the next thing I know I have my wang half way in some chicks mouth. I'd use that excuse all the time if it works for her.

No joke. I would be like sorry hon I was drunk. Then we'd laugh about it.

[CosmicCowboy]

LOL.

Think about this. She's watching the football game. She gets up to go to the restroom. Next thing she knows, she's banging some perfect stranger in the restroom with a dozen more guys watching...

must have been one of a pickup line...

[Viva Las Espuelas]

LOL.

Think about this. She's watching the football game. She gets up to go to the restroom. Next thing she knows, she's banging some perfect stranger in the restroom with a dozen more guys watching...

must have been one of a pickup line...

.....and all before halftime. she must be a sloppy drunk. the most annoying ones.

[JoeChalupa]

I've never bought the whole "I was drunk" excuse.

[I. Hustle]

.....and all before halftime. she must be a sloppy drunk. the most annoying ones.

Who knows if it was only one guy.

[ORION]

Who knows if it was only one guy.

I bet there was a line and then they dispersed when the cops showed up.
No wonder the husband was supportive. He was probably in line thinking it was some other chick.

[I. Hustle]

I bet there was a line and then they dispersed when the cops showed up.
No wonder the husband was supportive. He was probably in line thinking it was some other chick.

Yeah he was thinking I better hurry before the wife finishes taking a dump. I wonder what's taking so long up there? it says now serving 23 and I'm 69. I thought the number was cool at first but... heeeyyy HEY! HEY! LOIS?! LOIS! HURRY THE FUKK UP!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Who knows if it was only one guy.

you may be on to something there.

[Fat boy]

Who knows if it was only one guy.

Would you want sloppy seconds?

[dickface]

i guess the google doesn't reach oregon

i'd pump her in the ass

[Richard Cranium]

That dude must think he's one bad mofo.

[I Love Me Some Me]

I go to church every Sunday, after drinking heavily every Saturday.

[Richard Cranium]

I go to church to find women.

[tonylongoriafan]

i go to the grocery store to find women

[ploto]

I remember a story some years back about a law being passed somewhere that was supposed to protect women- why them specifically I do not know- claiming that sex could not be consensual if the person was drunk. Somehow you were responsible for knowing whether or not the other person was drunk/ sober enough to consent or not. What I never understood was how a drunk person was supposed to figure out if another drunk person was sober enough to consent. Why was the option just to say the women were not having consensual sex, when as the officer said in this report, the man is not sober enough to consent either.

[jman3000]

@ her husband being supportive. I know they have 3 children and all... but that cheated on him in the ing stall of a stadium bathroom and he's the one who should be the laughing stock now for taking her back. he needs to grow a pair, kick her out, and buy her season tickets.

[jman3000]

so which ugly was it?

im a bit confused by all the alleged s being posted.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

so which ugly was it?

im a bit confused by all the alleged s being posted.

see post #5

[AlamoSpursFan]

i guess the google doesn't reach oregon

[Jekka]

I agree. Her getting screwed again is not the answer.

Ordinarily I would agree, but the fact that she works at an assisted living community makes me think that her employer felt that she was too much of a risk to have around ... and I can't say that I blame them from a liability point of view.