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  1. #2851
    Siren with a Siren RashoFan's Avatar
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    For carpentry and other aspects that require powertools, I usually have a brother firefighter for that, as well as welding. The knitting thing is just not something I am interested in. If I wanted to learn, I would have asked my mother to show me. She keeps asking everyday if I want to learn...everyday I say no.

    The only thing my mother could teach me is French...that is about it.
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    The Last Good Sport samikeyp's Avatar
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    For carpentry and other aspects that require powertools, I usually have a brother firefighter for that, as well as welding. The knitting thing is just not something I am interested in. If I wanted to learn, I would have asked my mother to show me. She keeps asking everyday if I want to learn...everyday I say no.

    The only thing my mother could teach me is French...that is about it.
    So could I.
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    Siren with a Siren RashoFan's Avatar
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    Mikey...
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    The Last Good Sport samikeyp's Avatar
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    A neverending cycle Trainwreck2100's Avatar
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    My mom took the cat to OKC today,

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    Master of Information Dr. Gonzo's Avatar
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    Your mom should be more sympathetic with your situation. It's wrong for her to be keeping pussy from you.
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    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    Your mom should be more sympathetic with your situation. It's wrong for her to be keeping pussy from you.
    thats funny
    but seriously what am I going to do today ?
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    GFY I. Hustle's Avatar
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    Here's an idea. Go buy a bag of chocolates and randomly place them around your office. Then watch as people find them and see if they eat them not knowing where they came from or how long they have been there.
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    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    Here's an idea. Go buy a bag of chocolates and randomly place them around your office. Then watch as people find them and see if they eat them not knowing where they came from or how long they have been there.
    about half would eat them no questions asked. I'd eat it, but today I'm feeling a little under the weather. I hope I bust out with a 102 degree fever and start to hallucinate
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    about half would eat them no questions asked. I'd eat it, but today I'm feeling a little under the weather. I hope I bust out with a 102 degree fever and start to hallucinate
    That would be the . One time I had a 104 degree fever drove myself to the doc, got yelled at by the doc for driving then drove home and kept wondering why there was a a little boy with his dog running around my house. I asked the chick I was with at the time to ask them to leave and she kept laughing at me.


    freakin
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    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    That would be the . One time I had a 104 degree fever drove myself to the doc, got yelled at by the doc for driving then drove home and kept wondering why there was a a little boy with his dog running around my house. I asked the chick I was with at the time to ask them to leave and she kept laughing at me.


    freakin
    I think you might of had a premonition. You saw into the future. If I get a fever I hope I get xray vision
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    GFY I. Hustle's Avatar
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    I think you might of had a premonition. You saw into the future. If I get a fever I hope I get xray vision
    Maybe. Hopefully you get invisibility and xray vision. Then you could just walk everywhere and see through walls to see where all the hot chicks are and cop a feel
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    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    I am going to be bored today
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    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    Maybe. Hopefully you get invisibility and xray vision. Then you could just walk everywhere and see through walls to see where all the hot chicks are and cop a feel
    I've already spoken on this matter but I'd kill to have the ability to stop time
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    Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Viva Las Espuelas's Avatar
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    I'd kill to have the ability to stop time
    this matter preoccupied most of my thoughts as a little kid.
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    Runrunrunawaybaby ashbeeigh's Avatar
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    my goal at work today is fax some papers to Chicago. When I'm done...I don't know what I am going to do.
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    GFY I. Hustle's Avatar
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    I would want to travel through time. I would go back and make myself even cooler than I used to be plus I would get those numbers for that 128 million dollar lotto.
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    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    I would want to travel through time. I would go back and make myself even cooler than I used to be plus I would get those numbers for that 128 million dollar lotto.
    I think stopping time is better because you could get 2 hot chicks at work and strip them down and then put them in a lesbian "position" with each other then restart time
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    GFY I. Hustle's Avatar
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    I think stopping time is better because you could get 2 hot chicks at work and strip them down and then put them in a lesbian "position" with each other then restart time
    They would have to be doing something cool like washing cars or something where they would be moving their hands
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    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    They would have to be doing something cool like washing cars or something where they would be moving their hands
    you have a weak imagination
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    you have a weak imagination
    Well first off you have to find tow girls that are in some kind of motion already and that would continue that motion for a little while before realizing what happened. What job could you see that happening in? I went with carwash because of the rubbing motion.
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    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    Well first off you have to find tow girls that are in some kind of motion already and that would continue that motion for a little while before realizing what happened. What job could you see that happening in? I went with carwash because of the rubbing motion.
    no no no everyone knows that when you freeze time you can bend bodies into any position you want like a G.I. Joe
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  23. #2873
    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    why the doesn't Wal-Mart have energy drinks anymore ?
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    why the doesn't Wal-Mart have energy drinks anymore ?
    maybe they have found that good old-fashion sleep takes away the need for "energy" drinks. i bet the sleep medicine aisle is stacked deep.
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  25. #2875
    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    maybe they have found that good old-fashion sleep takes away the need for "energy" drinks. i bet the sleep medicine aisle is stacked deep.
    well they are wrong. I get plenty of sleep but my job drains the life out of me
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