Free Quattro Razor (17)

[Viva Las Espuelas]

well they are wrong. I get plenty of sleep but my job drains the life out of me

'tis the season for change.

[TheQuattro]

energy drinks are for wimps

[ORION]

'tis the season for change.

well it looks like I should be an energy drink sales person

[ORION]

energy drinks are for wimps

razors are for wimps

[Viva Las Espuelas]

well it looks like I should be an energy drink sales person

dude, think about the spokesmodels or street team.

[ORION]

dude, think about the spokesmodels or street team.

I'd call it "Erected" and claim to have boob sweat inside.

[ORION]

! No one take my idea !

[jman3000]

how would you know it's 100% boob sweat and not have a certain percentage of sweat that fell from the neck or head?

[ORION]

how would you know it's 100% boob sweat and not have a certain percentage of sweat that fell from the neck or head?

ok then how about "boob sweat extract"

[I. Hustle]

! No one take my idea !

Too late. I am already collecting boob sweat samples and testing for taste.

[ORION]

Too late. I am already collecting boob sweat samples and testing for taste.

oh good....your getting the male boob samples and I'll get the female

[mrsmaalox]

how would you know it's 100% boob sweat and not have a certain percentage of sweat that fell from the neck or head?

Well Viva wouldn't know because he's never seen neck sweat. It would all be the same to him. And I just bought a 4 pack of Red Bull "Cola". Never tried that before.

[ashbeeigh]

put this stuff under your boobs and you'll know its boob sweat

[mrsmaalox]

put this stuff under your boobs and you'll know its boob sweat

So you get pretty good results with that one?

[ashbeeigh]

So you get pretty good results with that one?

I can't complain.











well I can, but not about that.

[CuckingFunt]

I'm horny, but don't have the energy to masturbate. This is a sucky time to be single.

[ShoogarBear]

Isn't that why God made these?

[CuckingFunt]

Isn't that why God made these?

I don't think I have (or want) anything that runs on D cells.

But, in any case, I think that would still fall under the "too lazy to masturbate" category.

[ashbeeigh]

I don't think I have (or want) anything that runs on D cells.

But, in any case, I think that would still fall under the "too lazy to masturbate" category.

The ones I have seen are all AA and for sure is in the same category as "too lazy."

[I. Hustle]

Isn't that why God made these?

Does Kori know your posting double D's?

[mrsmaalox]

I'm horny, but don't have the energy to masturbate. This is a sucky time to be single.

That's pretty pathetic when even you won't do you!

That being said, I more than likely just get bored and fall asleep.

[jman3000]

a friend just asked if he could "borrow" some piss.

apparently he's getting randomly drug tested and he's ting bricks.

[jman3000]

I'm horny, but don't have the energy to masturbate. This is a sucky time to be single.

isn't that what the shower drip is for?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

a friend just asked if he could "borrow" some piss.

apparently he's getting randomly drug tested and he's ting bricks.

i remember witnessing a piss hand off at my old job and thought it was one of the most disgusting things i've ever seen.

[mrsmaalox]