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The "you know how i know you're gay" conversation from 40-year-old virgin is based on Kidd's hobbies.
Just to compare and contrast
http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=111196
Jason Kidd eats an entire Shepherd's Pie by himself, every day at 2PM
Jason Kidd is feeding a turkey into a wood chipper.
Jason Kidd loved the Sugarcubes, but he can pass on Bjork.
Jason Kidd isn't going to pay any f***ing corkage fee on his bottle of Thunderbird, you sommelier .
Jason Kidd likes to rashly split his infinitives.
Jason Kidd just tells hookers that he's going to kill them, but he doesn't actually do it.
Jason Kidd is the Sarah Palin of aging point guards.
Jason Kidd has the largest collection of Hentai in the city of Dallas.
Jason Kidd sits alone in Victory Park for hours, watching the children play.
Jason Kidd first suggested Sarah Palin.
Jason Kidd wears a dress every time he goes to visit Charles, Kenny and Ernie.
Jason Kidd obviously lost a bet to Gary Payton some time ago.
Jason Kidd cries himself to sleep at night, because of his missing foreskin.
Jason Kidd is a well-known "mouthy bottom" in Uptown and the Bishop Arts District.
Jason Kidd thought we would be greeted as liberators.
Jason Kidd once slept with a Downs Syndrome girl.
The "you know how i know you're gay" conversation from 40-year-old virgin is based on Kidd's hobbies.
Jason Kidd had an adjustable-rate mortgage.
Jason Kidd prefers Jeff Foxworthy instead of Dave Chappelle.
Jason Kidd once shot -5 for 15 from the floor.
Plaxico Burress took a gun-safety course from Jason Kidd
Jason Kidd hates the stuffed crust pizza from Pizza Hut.
Jason Kidd voted for Bush
Jason Kidd can divide by one.
Jason Kidd gets owned in head to head matchups with Harris
Jason Kidd ing owns him on blocks per game, !Jason Kidd gets owned in head to head matchups with Harris
haha yah he does at a 5:1 clip
3 PT FG % is also a resounding win for the Kidd.
This isn't head to head dumbass. It's a comparison of their season's averages.Jason Kidd gets owned in head to head matchups with Harris
Kidd beat Harris last time the Mavs played the Nets. And the time before that too, actually, when Kidd was still a Net.
Jason's Kidd's ego is so big, his son inherited it.
Jason Kidd invented Guitar Hero.
Jason Kidd was the uncredited screenwriter of Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo.
Jason Kidd is longtime friends with Pauly Shore.
Here's a local Dallas reference:
Jason Kidd had his lasik surgery performed by Dr. Gary Tylock.
Jason Kidd assured Wade Phillips that Brad Johnson would make a capable backup to Tony Romo.
Jason Kidd polishes Rajon Rondo's walnuts!
Jason Kidd only beats his wife when she beats him in a pick up game.
If you want to beat the Clippers at home by 2 points, Jason Kidd is your man.
Jason Kidd would make for a lovely expiring contract
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