I'd take care of it but I'd have to ask the wife's permission first.
reminds me of Cheech and Chong
a friend just asked if he could "borrow" some piss.
apparently he's getting randomly drug tested and he's ting bricks.
I'd take care of it but I'd have to ask the wife's permission first.
HEY PENDECO!!!!!!!!!!!
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Hey that's fun! When I worked at the hospital we used to rig up all sorts of creative devices for that
a friend just asked if he could "borrow" some piss.
apparently he's getting randomly drug tested and he's ting bricks.
a mouth is a creative device?
I'm pretty sure they'd find out it was yours when they detect abnormal levels of mustache wax.
a friend just asked if he could "borrow" some piss.
apparently he's getting randomly drug tested and he's ting bricks.
Why is that? Urine is sterile. I'm sure you have "handed off" far more disgusting things!!
I don't know how that would work exactly, but yes, a mouth can be a creative device.
you don't know if one of those guys had a bladder infection
eesh. well, how about a nice glass of iced urine?
quite possibly.
Ill take care of this comment later.
turns out his boss was just ing with him because he knows he's a big stoner.
pretty good prank if i may say so myself.
Why later? Flushing it out of your system?
Work with me here! The point here is to make Viva feel dumb!!!!
Actually, that is pretty funny when it happens to somebody else.
im going to post a big ass picture of my stache.
my friend was going to come all the way downtown, have me pee in a cup, store it in his fridge for a few hours, then take the piss test @ 4.
What if they said it was a poop test? Would you do it?
They would know it was yours because of all the blood huh?
you're thinking out loud.
Mexican Americans don't like to just get into gang fights,they like flowers and music and white girls named Debbie too.
Mexican Americans are named Chata and C a and chemma and have a son in law named jeff.
Mexican Americans don't like to get up early in the morningbut they have to so they do it real slow.
Mexican Americans love education so they go to night schooland take spanish and get a B.
Mexican Americans love their Nana's and their Nono's and theirNina's and their Nino's........ Nano Nano Nina Nono!
Mexican Americans don't like to go to the movies where thedude has to wear contact lenses to make his blue eyes browncause don't it make my brown eyes blue
hey man. having responsibility is a heavy responsibility, man.
here take these .........wait man don't take those
what's your name?
uh........isn't it on the license?
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