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  1. #3076
    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    Jason
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    And he never even got accidental poon?

    So when is bar night? When do we hit the waterin' hole and get this dude some hair pie?
    he has to want it. We can't want it for him...........or can we.......
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  2. #3077
    GFY I. Hustle's Avatar
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    he has to want it. We can't want it for him...........or can we.......
    Yes... yes we can.

    My chances at extra curricular p00n are gone. I just want to help my fellow man now.
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  3. #3078
    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    Jason
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    Yes... yes we can.

    My chances at extra curricular p00n are gone. I just want to help my fellow man now.
    we need to wait for Batman to get back from New York. He thinks he knows all these chicks
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  4. #3079
    Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Viva Las Espuelas's Avatar
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    5 letters long
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    one time I had these 2 girls that were girls. They were a few years younger than me. One of the girl's dad was giving me a ride home and they came along. We sat in the back of the van. I laid down and starting getting sleepy. I don't know if they were playing but they took turns stroking my wang. I just laid there pretending to be asleep
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  5. #3080
    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    i hope it's temporary. it hurt like when she bit and at least some feeling has come back.
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  6. #3081
    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    Yvonne
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    a high school girl banging a teacher is too easy. There was this coach in high school that I wanted real bad
    Well it was very easy but it seems to be very popular these days for female teachers to bang the boys at school; you were just born too early!
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  7. #3082
    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    Jason
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    it was only like a couple of turns each, but enough for me to remember it
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  8. #3083
    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    i have an odd feeling that only my story was even remotely true.
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  9. #3084
    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    Jason
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    i hope it's temporary. it hurt like when she bit and at least some feeling has come back.
    don't let her anywhere near your dong
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  10. #3085
    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    Jason
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    Well it was very easy but it seems to be very popular these days for female teachers to bang the boys at school; you were just born too early!
    your telling me
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  11. #3086
    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    Jason
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    i have an odd feeling that only my story was even remotely true.
    mine are very real.
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    A neverending cycle Trainwreck2100's Avatar
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    going back to the pregnant thing, men are supposed to find pregnancy attractive, it helps procreation
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    A neverending cycle Trainwreck2100's Avatar
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    mine are very real.
    mine was real
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    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    Jason
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    going back to the pregnant thing, men are supposed to find pregnancy attractive, it helps procreation
    It works for me.
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  15. #3090
    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    Jason
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    Was that female soccer coach with the big legs coaching there when you went?
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    going back to the pregnant thing, men are supposed to find pregnancy attractive, it helps procreation
    procreation?


    We just like big b00bs. They get bigger with milk.
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    A neverending cycle Trainwreck2100's Avatar
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    Was that female soccer coach with the big legs coaching there when you went?
    no
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  18. #3093
    GFY I. Hustle's Avatar
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    i have an odd feeling that only my story was even remotely true.
    I have an odd feeling that DEEZ NUTS!
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  20. #3095
    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    Yvonne
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    going back to the pregnant thing, men are supposed to find pregnancy attractive, it helps procreation
    It also helps that women's hormones just go nuts and make them want sex all the time. I always felt my most attractive and sexy when I was pregnant; actually I just felt the best I have ever felt.
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    GFY I. Hustle's Avatar
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    It also helps that women's hormones just go nuts and make them want sex all the time. I always felt my most attractive and sexy when I was pregnant; actually I just felt the best I have ever felt.
    Show me your boobs already!


    Do your boobs hang low?
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  22. #3097
    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    Jason
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    damn it! she would have jump started your testosterone and you would of been humping the flag pole
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  23. #3098
    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    oh yes they do ....
    I've had a pair for over half my life and the ers have yet to bust out a single party trick.
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  24. #3099
    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    Jason
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    Show me your boobs already!


    Do your boobs hang low?
    why can't a guy ask any girl to see her boobs ? whats the big deal. I bet it would make the world a much better place. If a chick came up to me and asked to see my wang I'd show it
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  25. #3100
    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    Jason
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    I've had a pair for over half my life and the ers have yet to bust out a single party trick.
    think about it this way. some dude probably jacked off to a mental picture of your boobs at least once. doesn't that make you feel good ?
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