Free Quattro Razor (17)

[I. Hustle]

oops. sorry. i'll move on.

Ha Ha Puss!

[ORION]

well first there came the dinosaurs.

then the earth cooled................

not that far back

[CuckingFunt]

how did this all start ?

Guy was a friend of a friend of a friend (of a friend... several people removed from anyone I actually knew) who managed to work himself into my social circle and developed a crush that quickly went from mildly annoying to full on creepy. He was asked to stay away and freaked out from there.

[mrsmaalox]

You guys are insensitive pigs. That is a terrifying thing for anyone to have to go thru. But it does seem ed up that nothing could be done about a known predator for 2 years! I think after the first year of that BS I would have resorted to some form of vigilante justice. Or at least moved away.

[I. Hustle]

You guys are insensitive pigs. That is a terrifying thing for anyone to have to go thru. But it does seem ed up that nothing could be done about a known predator for 2 years! I think after the first year of that BS I would have resorted to some form of vigilante justice. Or at least moved away.

Just to let you know. Every time I post a little bit of you is left behind.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

[ORION]

Guy was a friend of a friend of a friend (of a friend... several people removed from anyone I actually knew) who managed to work himself into my social circle and developed a crush that quickly went from mildly annoying to full on creepy. He was asked to stay away and freaked out from there.

was he an ugly dude? he sounds pretty sick with the busting in the cup and all

[I. Hustle]

[I. Hustle]

[I. Hustle]

[ORION]

I'm sure his smell would be just as effective if not better than a $4 karate lesson

[ORION]

Is that real?! That shark looks too big to be swimming in there

[IronMexican]

Do we have a Samuel L troll? we need one.

[CuckingFunt]

was he an ugly dude? he sounds pretty sick with the busting in the cup and all

He was neither remarkably handsome, nor remarkably ugly. He was just a normal looking guy.

[CuckingFunt]

I didn't realize until tonight that the futuristic part of Timecop takes place four years ago.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

does anyone know where i can buy little bottles to hold semen?

come on, dude. it's cat semen.

[CuckingFunt]

does anyone know where i can buy little bottles to hold semen?

I've heard that the little plastic film containers work.

[ShoogarBear]

Seriously? you.

From the day I met him until the day he killed himself was close to two years. The first few months he was creepy, but the actual stalking lasted a little over a year.

There was police involvement, but between the fact that I never had a real name for the guy and the fact that the police also dismissed much of this as a frantic girl overreacting, there really wasn't much that could be done. I had restraining orders to keep the guy away from me, away from my girlfriend, and away from our apartment building. Since I didn't have a real name, these had to be written against his alias, which is problematic. Restraining orders are also only effective if you actually catch the person breaking them -- if he stays out of sight or gets into the apartment building when I'm not there, there's nothing that can be done. He made my life for over a year, but never actually broke a law in a way that could be pursued. Anti-stalking laws are, for the record, completely ed and generally ridiculous.

Not to relive this for you, but if was leaving jars of semen at your door . . . that's DNA. Pretty much proof he violated the restraining order.

[CuckingFunt]

Not to relive this for you, but if was leaving jars of semen at your door . . . that's DNA. Pretty much proof he violated the restraining order.

Since I didn't have a real name (or any other tangible ties to his iden y/methods of tracking him down) and he didn't have a criminal record, the DNA tests didn't come up with any matches in the database, the cops didn't have sufficient information to order the creep be tested, and no one had any way of proving that the semen belonged to the name on the restraining order.

At least, that's what I was told at the time. It's been my su ion since all this happened that the police could have done more to help me, but chose not to.

[whottt]

I didn't know it would bother you...I thought you'd be flattered.

[florige]

I didn't know it would bother you...I thought you'd be flattered.

Palin would be sooooo jealous right now Whottt. I am ashamed of you. lol

[ORION]

does anyone know where i can buy little bottles to hold semen?

come on, dude. it's cat semen.

I can just picturing you jerking off a cat. Mike Rowe would be proud.

[I. Hustle]

Speaking of jerking off...



I'm bored

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Speaking of jerking off...



I'm bored

paint yourself with invisible paint. fill a couple of cups. go to an apartment complex, that's hopefully vacant, and leave it on someone's door.

report back when you're done.

[ORION]

paint yourself with invisible paint. fill a couple of cups. go to an apartment complex, that's hopefully vacant, and leave it on someone's door.

report back when you're done.

can you imagine developing and marketing invisible paint ?!?! That person would be the richest man alive.