Free Quattro Razor (17)

[Viva Las Espuelas]

unless she is hot......

that's what got me. unfortunately.
twice.
almost a 3rd time

[mrsmaalox]

now that's not nice. they're very well respected s. especially the one that just got a "secret" abortion she conceived with the nice married man that works here. apparently the breasts don't know that she's not carrying anymore, 'cause they are getting bigger and bigger......
too bad she's puerto rican.

"secret" abortion?!?! And why is this the first I'm hearing about it?!

[I. Hustle]

"secret" abortion?!?! And why is this the first I'm hearing about it?!

WAIT! Hold the phone! Do y'all work together?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

"secret" abortion?!?! And why is this the first I'm hearing about it?!

i did. this is the same dude that had another married chick here get an abortion about 2 years ago. his family should be proud.

[mrsmaalox]

WAIT! Hold the phone! Do y'all work together?

Nope

[I. Hustle]

Nope

So what's the deal? Are y'all boning?

[mrsmaalox]

So what's the deal? Are y'all boning?

nope

[ORION]

nope

thats a nervous laugh

[ashbeeigh]

by the end of the day...I will be qualified to file taxes for everyone.


well not everyone, people that go to PAC to file their taxes.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

by the end of the day...I will be qualified to file taxes for everyone.

you're still thinking out loud.

[mrsmaalox]

thats a nervous laugh

no it's not

by the end of the day...I will be qualified to file taxes for everyone.


well not everyone, people that go to PAC to file their taxes.

Yea but that is a great skill to have; you can always get at least seasonal work.

[ORION]

Man I had an energy drink and I stopped drinking them so now I'm all over the place

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Man I had an energy drink and I stopped drinking them so now I'm all over the place

so did you drink it or did you buy it then stop drinking it? i'm very confused.

[ORION]

so did you drink it or did you buy it then stop drinking it? i'm very confused.

oh sorry. I had stopped drinking them for a few weeks now but today I've been real tired so I bought one. I hope I'm getting sick

[Trainwreck2100]

oh sorry. I had stopped drinking them for a few weeks now but today I've been real tired so I bought one. I hope I'm getting sick

I once downed one of those five hour energy drinks, and then my heart started beating so fast i had chest pains

[ORION]

I once downed one of those five hour energy drinks, and then my heart started beating so fast i had chest pains

This one dude I knew downed this crazy every drink that said to only drink like 2 oz every 5 hours and he ended up drinking the whole bottle ...He really thought he was going to die

[I. Hustle]

This one guy I knew put a bunch of pop rocks in his mouth and then drank a Pepsi and his head exploded

[Viva Las Espuelas]

This one guy I knew put a bunch of pop rocks in his mouth and then drank a Pepsi and his head exploded

i thought his stomach exploded.

[I. Hustle]

i thought his stomach exploded.

No his head. He swished them around instead of swallowing. You know the drill

[mrsmaalox]

Did you know there are cheese flavored Pop Rocks?

[I. Hustle]

Did you know there are cheese flavored Pop Rocks?

I just told you that so you would swallow

[mrsmaalox]

I just told you that so you would swallow

I feel really stupid now

[I. Hustle]

I feel really stupid now

It's ok you aren't the only one to fall for it.

[RashoFan]

I remember one time I pulled out and I swear one shot hit the wall right next to the chicks head.

yeah..well you got some of that got in my eye. Have you ever had in your eye??? It burns...

[IronMexican]

Have any of you guys ever used a girls ass as a pillow? I really want to try that one day. If I could, I would sleep on ass everyday.