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  1. #51
    we rang stretch's Avatar
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    LOL if only Gideon caught that pass, then yall would probably have won the championship. but NOPE!

    maybe next year!
    lol, texas tech

  2. #52
    Watching the collapse benefactor's Avatar
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    LOL if only Gideon caught that pass, then yall would probably have won the championship. but NOPE!

    maybe next year!
    At least we can say maybe next year. For you guys next year is the same as this year and last year....and that's about all you can hope for.

  3. #53
    Get Your Umbrella cash459's Avatar
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    LOL

    living in the past......39-33

    LOL

    having one of the longest consecutive winning season streaks

  4. #54
    Agent Wonderbread j-6's Avatar
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    this was a forwarded email so I have no link. Sorry.

    BCS DECLARES GERMANY WINNER OF WORLD WAR II
    US Ranked 4th

    After determining the Big-12 championship game participants the BCS computers were put to work on other major contests and today the BCS declared Germany to be the winner of World War II.

    "Germany put together an incredible number of victories beginning with the annexation of Austria and the Sudetenland and continuing on into conference play with defeats of Poland, France, Norway, Sweden, Denmark, Belgium and the Netherlands. Their only losses came against the US and Russia; however considering their entire body of work--including an incredibly tough Strength of Schedule--our computers deemed them worthy of the #1 ranking."

    Questioned about the #4 ranking of the United States the BCS commissioner stated "The US only had two major victories--Japan and Germany. The computer models, unlike humans, aren't influenced by head-to-head contests--they consider each contest to be only a single, equally-weighted event."

    German Chancellor Adolph Hitler said "Yes, we lost to the US; but we defeated #2 ranked France in only 6 weeks." Herr Hitler has been criticized for seeking dramatic victories to earn 'style points' to enhance Germany's rankings. Hitler protested "Our contest with Poland was in doubt until the final day and the conditions in Norway were incredibly challenging and demanded the application of additional forces."

    The French ranking has also come under scrutiny. The BCS commented " France had a single loss against Germany and following a preseason #1 ranking they only fell to #2."

    Japan was ranked #3 with victories including Manchuria, Borneo and the Philippines.

  5. #55
    The Last Good Sport samikeyp's Avatar
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    this was a forwarded email so I have no link. Sorry.

    BCS DECLARES GERMANY WINNER OF WORLD WAR II
    US Ranked 4th

    After determining the Big-12 championship game participants the BCS computers were put to work on other major contests and today the BCS declared Germany to be the winner of World War II.

    "Germany put together an incredible number of victories beginning with the annexation of Austria and the Sudetenland and continuing on into conference play with defeats of Poland, France, Norway, Sweden, Denmark, Belgium and the Netherlands. Their only losses came against the US and Russia; however considering their entire body of work--including an incredibly tough Strength of Schedule--our computers deemed them worthy of the #1 ranking."

    Questioned about the #4 ranking of the United States the BCS commissioner stated "The US only had two major victories--Japan and Germany. The computer models, unlike humans, aren't influenced by head-to-head contests--they consider each contest to be only a single, equally-weighted event."

    German Chancellor Adolph Hitler said "Yes, we lost to the US; but we defeated #2 ranked France in only 6 weeks." Herr Hitler has been criticized for seeking dramatic victories to earn 'style points' to enhance Germany's rankings. Hitler protested "Our contest with Poland was in doubt until the final day and the conditions in Norway were incredibly challenging and demanded the application of additional forces."

    The French ranking has also come under scrutiny. The BCS commented " France had a single loss against Germany and following a preseason #1 ranking they only fell to #2."

    Japan was ranked #3 with victories including Manchuria, Borneo and the Philippines.
    I call shenanigans.

    No way France would ever be ranked #1

  6. #56
    Get Your Umbrella cash459's Avatar
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    good one j-6

  7. #57
    Believe.
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    LOL at the "pirate" possibly leaving to a city that actually has water and plunging that pathetic never-was program back into the -tastic mess it always has been

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    Get Your Umbrella cash459's Avatar
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    a " tastic" team that beat UT

  9. #59
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    LOL Lubbock's greatest accomplishments (in order of greatness):

    1. One BIG regular season CFB win
    2. Buddy Holly
    3. Bobby Knight
    4. South Plains Mall

    LOL

  10. #60
    right about pizzagate Blake's Avatar
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    I liked the South Plains Mall better than Knight myself

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    Get Your Umbrella cash459's Avatar
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    Youre familiar enough with the South Plains Mall to list it? wow....i wouldnt have expected to see that make the list

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    right about pizzagate Blake's Avatar
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    Youre familiar enough with the South Plains Mall to list it? wow....i wouldnt have expected to see that make the list
    no kidding. I'm surprised he didn't list Bash's.......which might be #4 or 5 for me......

  13. #63
    LOL Lubbock's greatest accomplishments (in order of greatness):

    1. One BIG regular season CFB win
    2. Buddy Holly
    3. Bobby Knight
    4. South Plains Mall

    LOL

  14. #64
    Get Your Umbrella cash459's Avatar
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    no kidding. I'm surprised he didn't list Bash's.......which might be #4 or 5 for me......
    Or Bleacher's or Chimi's....they should be on the list too.

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