yeah that one time you tied my hands and I could direct the aim so it went straight up. Now I have a stalac e hanging from the ceilingyeah..well you got some of that got in my eye. Have you ever had in your eye??? It burns...
Nah....ALL girls fart at night.
yeah that one time you tied my hands and I could direct the aim so it went straight up. Now I have a stalac e hanging from the ceilingyeah..well you got some of that got in my eye. Have you ever had in your eye??? It burns...
this works well however if your ear is cold
and you don't take dumps either, huh ?
i knew a girl that said she would crap 2-3 a month.
i thought that was pretty gross, and she was a slender thing.
yeah right. you might want to follow up with her because she might be dead from colon cancer. If your not crapping at least once a day something is wrong. If I could crap 5 times a day that would be great. I enjoy my poop time.i knew a girl that said she would crap 2-3 a month.
i thought that was pretty gross, and she was a slender thing.
that's what she said. even her husband confirmed it with me. i totally know what your saying and i thought the same. it's weird 'cause she had very fair skin and great hair. and that crazy, cold, heartless see-unt is still alive.
she has to be lying and she is the type to drive to a clean gas station and use their restroom. We have chicks at work that drive to the gas station down the street to crap. If she does do it 3 times a month then I bet she pushing out about 25 feet of brown pipe then
well like i said the husband confirmed her claim, and yes, 25ft minimum. that's weird about chicks driving to a gas station. a toilet is a toilet. just lay down the paper triangle or the ass gaskets, if they're there, and start churnin' it out.
Those girls were raised right!
Ass pillows are great
ass gasket
I put down 4 pieces because I don't want my wang touching the front of the bowl. Other dudes wangs could have touched and that is not cool
TECHNICALLY less than twice a day is constipation
oh ok , what are you a dumpologist now ?
I just throw mine over my shoulder so it doesn't touch the floor. Nasty piss and dirty foot prints on the floor
I put down 4 pieces because I don't want my wang touching the front of the bowl. Other dudes wangs could have touched and that is not cool
He's just so full of he needs to evacuate frequently.
http://http://www.constipationinc.com/
It's science brutha!
First eliminate any form of constipation. You have constipation if you don't have at least two bowel movements daily when you have three meals a day. Determine how long it takes for your food to pass through your body. A good rule of thumb is, it should take about 24 hours for food to travel from your mouth and out your anus.
oh so you have a detachable dildo ? and where the do you work ? a dang truck stop. We have janitors here
what?! i figured a gas station restroom would be more nastier than an office crapper.Those girls were raised right!
I can't hear out of my left ear damnit! What the ?!
It's not an issue of cleanlinness at some point; more about leaving no incriminating evidence!
I just looked it up on the Internets. When your penis comes in contact with peanut butter and dog saliva you can lose hearing in your left ear
WTF?! Why wasn't I warned? They should put warning labels on Peanut Butter
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