Free Quattro Razor (17)

[I. Hustle]

[ORION]

The only reason God doesn't erase you from the face of the Earth is because you amuse him somehow

[ORION]

Master Shake: Look. I'm about to whip it out. And I'm going to urinate all over this room and you will wish that I did not ingest all that asparagus.

Frylock: All right, go ahead. Whip it out.

Master Shake: He wants to come out and punish you.

Meatwad: Go on. Show him.

Master Shake: Oh I will. In private. Because there's not enough room in here.

[I. Hustle]

[ORION]

[The Reckoning]

wait ...inside or outside the sack

i assume inside. now i know why the coaches in PE told everyone to wear compression shorts when we ran.

[CuckingFunt]

There are few things in life more wonderful than flannel pajama pants.

[ORION]

There are few things in life more wonderful than flannel pajama pants.

I have a bunch

[ORION]

i assume inside. now i know why the coaches in PE told everyone to wear compression shorts when we ran.

Are you some african tribes man with balls down to your ankles? Or did your PE coach try to touch you?

[I. Hustle]

Are you some african tribes man with balls down to your ankles? Or did your PE coach try to touch you?

I believe it was the latter

[ORION]

If it was so cold outside and you had to pee outside would it freeze straight up your urethra?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

If it was so cold outside and you had to pee outside would it freeze straight up your urethra?

first of all if it was that cold why would you whip out your wang.

[ORION]

I just call this dude who had a stroke and he literally cannot talk. when he does it sounds like he drank a whole keg of beer on his own. He sounds like a wild animal. My question is if he knows he can't talk why is he the one answering the damn phone

[ORION]

first of all if it was that cold why would you whip out your wang.

to let it breathe but if you have to go while you were outside could that happen ?

[ashbeeigh]

holy balls it is cold outside. The second i stepped out of my car to fill up the gas tank I regretted it.


And for another job interview

[ATRAIN]

holy balls it is cold outside. The second i stepped out of my car to fill up the gas tank I regretted it.


And for another job interview

Did your nips get hard?

[mrsmaalox]

I forgot how totally delicious the heated seats in my car are. I could have sat there all morning

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Did your nips get hard?

that's a lot of skin to gather up.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I forgot how totally delicious the heated seats in my car are. I could have sat there all morning

you should've gotten the vibrating option then.

[mrsmaalox]

you should've gotten the vibrating option then.

Who said I didn't?

[ashbeeigh]

I forgot how totally delicious the heated seats in my car are. I could have sat there all morning

I love my heated seats. After September I usually keep it at 1 just to stay warm, no matter how hot or cold it is. Today they were at 3.

[ashbeeigh]

Did your nips get hard?

wouldn't you like to know.

[mrsmaalox]

When I first got my car, I always asked my passenger, "How's your butt?" and they would look at me funny and then I'd say "Cuz if it's too hot I can cool it down, or if it's too cold I'll warm it up for you". Now everyone knows and it's the first thing they adjust when they get in.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

i take it that it's cold in SA. i didn't see any updates from the self appointed deity.

[ashbeeigh]

When I first got my car, I always asked my passenger, "How's your butt?" and they would look at me funny and then I'd say "Cuz if it's too hot I can cool it down, or if it's too cold I'll warm it up for you". Now everyone knows and it's the first thing they adjust when they get in.

The first time I had someone in my car when it was cold that was the first thing we played with. It was amazing. Good thing I have it today, I've got a two hour drive.