Free Quattro Razor (17)

[ORION]

That just leaves a mediciney taste in your mouth.

yeah but you start to hallucinate. I first did this by accident because I couldn't stop coughing

[ORION]

Did you trip balls?

oh yes.

[mrsmaalox]

Did you lick balls?

oh yes.

[I. Hustle]

Finally. Now that was a good one.

[ORION]

Hey this is what I look like right before I get punched in the face

[Viva Las Espuelas]

ok. thought i'd share this with everyone. this guy was fired here at my work yesterday or the day before. he was initially boning another employee here and that's how he got in here. well after he got hired, he dumped her. he'd been here between 2 to 4 months. the chick he dumped mentioned to another employee that he had a record. turned out he had a rap sheet that could choke a small horse and this new eventually hit the higher ups. they did a background check and it turns out he's a felon. battery, assault, theft, credit card theft, parole violation, you name it. so they canned him. in his desk they found invoices with credit card numbers. coincidentally one of our customers mentioned to the same chick he dumped that weird charges were showing up on her account after she gave us her credit card info. guess who took that order? that was act I
so today we told him to pick up his check. something we always do, but the cops were waiting. they lured him in here then led the cops were he was. they cuffed him and pretty much paraded him throughout the whollllle building in cuffs.............................all while the company owner took pics from the time the cops met up with this dude to the time he was put in the cruiser.

'tis the season.

[I. Hustle]

Pics? WTF?!

What an A-hole

[Viva Las Espuelas]

if and when i get a hold of them i might.

[mrsmaalox]

Oh no! Did you get any pics for us?

[mrsmaalox]

if and when i get a hold of them i might.

what?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

what?

leave marks

[I. Hustle]

leave marks

SSSHHHHH

[ShoogarBear]

Here's my chance to dance my way
Out of my constriction

[ORION]

Here's my chance to dance my way
Out of my constriction

You dance like a white guy

[Cant_Be_Faded]

So let me get this straight.

Steven no longer smokes weed every day.

And timvp got addicted to, of all possible substances, Nyquill?




Eh..

[Dr. Gonzo]

I haven't smoked weed in a couple of years.

[Trainwreck2100]

So let me get this straight.

Steven no longer smokes weed every day.

And timvp got addicted to, of all possible substances, Nyquill?




Eh..

And Angell_luv has a get laid timetable

[Dr. Gonzo]

Any progress on that front Trainwreck?

[Trainwreck2100]

Any progress on that front Trainwreck?

not really

[Dr. Gonzo]

Have you tried the erotic ads in craigslist?

[Trainwreck2100]

Have you tried the erotic ads in craigslist?

have you ever seen the craigslist personals, they're all ugly or you gotta pay for it.

[Trainwreck2100]

have you ever seen the craigslist personals, they're all ugly or you gotta pay for it.

that and i couldn't take rejection from an internet , then i'd have to kill myself

[florige]

The weekends can get pretty busy. Hopefully with the cold weather everyone decides to stay home and out of trouble.

yeah right....

[CuckingFunt]

hangovers. Especially after just a few pussy drinks.

[ORION]

hangovers. Especially after just a few pussy drinks.

Pussy drinking?....go on ...what was her name? How did it happen? Fresh ? Or perch flavored?