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  1. #51
    GFY I. Hustle's Avatar
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    Joe Chalupa's fantasy forum
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    Forum Official Personal Life Coach BacktoBasics's Avatar
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    bwahahaha

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    Beware of the Voices Bigzax's Avatar
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    i read as chalupa was friends with the chics and they were looking for some rebound action.

    or is it that he was picking up his male friends sloppies?

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    I can live with it JoeChalupa's Avatar
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    That's right. One man's loss is another man's gain. To with the life coach crap.

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    Forum Official Personal Life Coach BacktoBasics's Avatar
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    i read as chalupa was friends with the chics and they were looking for some rebound action.

    or is it that he was picking up his male friends sloppies?
    You're better off just not participating in this thread.

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    I can live with it JoeChalupa's Avatar
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    i read as chalupa was friends with the chics and they were looking for some rebound action.

    or is it that he was picking up his male friends sloppies?
    I don't play the "you can't date my ex" crap. But I've been out "the mix" for many years now and laugh all you want but even my ugly ass can score with the babes.

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    I can live with it JoeChalupa's Avatar
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    Brahahahahahaha..

  8. #58
    Che cazzo stai dicendo? DisgruntledLionFan#54,927's Avatar
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    The problems I get are from women(which is almost all of them) who think the relationship is more than it actually is. Is it necessary to "have a serious talk" after three dates? me out because I didn't respond when I was sleeping?


    Women are bat- crazy.

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    Based dirk4mvp's Avatar
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    I've had childish break ups too. I broke up with a couple girls after finding out who they dated before me. Which is childish if you think about it, but well worth it.


    Yeah, I was just about ready to let go of a girl after I found out she'd went with some got wigger who I absolutely could not stand to the movies before we started dating.

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    Mr. John Wayne CosmicCowboy's Avatar
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    After I graduated from college and went to work I was DETERMINED not to get in a long term relationship. I was very honest and upfront about it. At least half of them would say they understood, then the next thing I knew they were professing their undying love and wanting to get married...I was like..."uhhh...hey darlin, it's been great fun...I told you up front this wasn't going anywhere...see ya...have a great life..."

    The worst one was a friend of my sisters...my sister was getting married and she was the maid of honor...I met her at the rehearsal...My sister sat us next to each other at the rehearsal dinner and by midnight I had her folded over her balcony railing at the Hilton Palacio Del Rio howling at the moon...

    We had a pretty steady thing going for 2 or 3 months because the sex was just electric and next thing I knew she was dropping the "marriage" hints...

    I just said...hey, it's been fun but it's time for us to move on...you wan't to get married and I don't...

    She stalked me for a couple of days swearing she didn't want to get married, called my sister, who called me, and tried to convince me that she didn't want to get married...

    I just told my sister that this wasn't my first rodeo and I'd been down that road before...this girls alarm on her biological clock had just RANG and she WANTED to get married and I didn't...

    My sister was pissed at me for about a week till her friend met some guy at a bar the next weekend and married him 3 days later.

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    Give Peace a Chance....Imagine? ZStomp's Avatar
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    I went through my ugly break up a year ago. I lost 19 lbs as a result and have managed to keep it off.

    Unfortunately, it wasn't a break up where it could be out of sight out of mind. I have to "deal" with the parties involved from time to time and have to be remindEd of it on a regular basais.

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    Some of you all need to get tougher skin. You make my job too easy and then whine and go into depression when it doesn't work out. I've got plenty of arrows so lighten up.

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    I've never broken up with anyone.

    Met love of my life at young age, still together and in love. "Soul mates" type of thing. Going on 7 years now and we still act happy just to be together, doesn't matter what we do

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    my ex plays soccer for OU

    cheated on me and her state

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    Z28, huh?











    Umm, what was her name?

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    Veteran spursfan09's Avatar
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    After I graduated from college and went to work I was DETERMINED not to get in a long term relationship. I was very honest and upfront about it. At least half of them would say they understood, then the next thing I knew they were professing their undying love and wanting to get married...I was like..."uhhh...hey darlin, it's been great fun...I told you up front this wasn't going anywhere...see ya...have a great life..."

    The worst one was a friend of my sisters...my sister was getting married and she was the maid of honor...I met her at the rehearsal...My sister sat us next to each other at the rehearsal dinner and by midnight I had her folded over her balcony railing at the Hilton Palacio Del Rio howling at the moon...

    We had a pretty steady thing going for 2 or 3 months because the sex was just electric and next thing I knew she was dropping the "marriage" hints...

    I just said...hey, it's been fun but it's time for us to move on...you wan't to get married and I don't...

    She stalked me for a couple of days swearing she didn't want to get married, called my sister, who called me, and tried to convince me that she didn't want to get married...

    I just told my sister that this wasn't my first rodeo and I'd been down that road before...this girls alarm on her biological clock had just RANG and she WANTED to get married and I didn't...

    My sister was pissed at me for about a week till her friend met some guy at a bar the next weekend and married him 3 days later.


    This is why i believe in Karma

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    Man...I have to completely redefine my definition of after reading B2B's story. Holy cow.

    I only thought I knew what a was...

    Damn, I really don't know what I would do if something like that ever happened to me...I don't think I'd handle it as well as you did, not by a longshot.

    I'm going to keep your story in mind in the future when I think I am dealing with a .

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    GTL: Gym, Tan, Laundry Thunder Dan's Avatar
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    the worst breakup I had was when I broke up with my high school girlfriend during my freshman year in college. I dated her on/off for about 3.5 years and when I went to college it was really hard because I wasn't feeling it anymore, so I decided to end things. Well she told me she was pregnant and I fell into a deep depression. I didn't eat or do anything- I just sat in my dorm and laid in bed and worried about having a kid and what the I was going to do. I didn't even take into consideration that the last time we did the proper routines to have a kid it was about 4 months from then, and she must have been keeping this from me for a little while. I must have read every single story on the internet about how someone could get pregnant even though you use a condom. I was convinced she was pregnant and I was going to be a dad before I reached my 20th birthday. I ended up losing about 15 pounds, my grades suffered, I put serious dampers on my new college social life....and then my roommate convinced me she was lying- which she was. when she finally admitted to it, I didn't know whether to be flattered, mad, scared or what- I still don't. All I know is that is creepy and downright ty. That girl still calls me all the time even know I life far away from her, I don't pick up because of he creepiness

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    ^I know someone whose girlfriend told him she was dying of a rare disease when he broke up with her.

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    ^I know someone whose girlfriend told him she was dying of a rare disease when he broke up with her.
    see that girl was alot smarter than my girl. See if you say your dying of a rare disease you get the guy thinking 'alright I can put up with this for a couple months longer' and since it's rare there might not be a ton of information about it- and plus you can always outlive your life expectancy.

    Now if you say your pregnant, yes the outlook looks alot longer and better: white picket fence, a dog and a family, but there is only a short matter of time before you are caught because women that are pregnant usually show it at some point- especially when the girl is 5'3 100 pounds. Sooner or later there is going to be that giant elephant in the corner of the room when things don't exactly look like your pregnant

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    After I graduated from college and went to work I was DETERMINED not to get in a long term relationship. I was very honest and upfront about it. At least half of them would say they understood, then the next thing I knew they were professing their undying love and wanting to get married...I was like..."uhhh...hey darlin, it's been great fun...I told you up front this wasn't going anywhere...see ya...have a great life..."

    The worst one was a friend of my sisters...my sister was getting married and she was the maid of honor...I met her at the rehearsal...My sister sat us next to each other at the rehearsal dinner and by midnight I had her folded over her balcony railing at the Hilton Palacio Del Rio howling at the moon...

    We had a pretty steady thing going for 2 or 3 months because the sex was just electric and next thing I knew she was dropping the "marriage" hints...

    I just said...hey, it's been fun but it's time for us to move on...you wan't to get married and I don't...

    She stalked me for a couple of days swearing she didn't want to get married, called my sister, who called me, and tried to convince me that she didn't want to get married...

    I just told my sister that this wasn't my first rodeo and I'd been down that road before...this girls alarm on her biological clock had just RANG and she WANTED to get married and I didn't...

    My sister was pissed at me for about a week till her friend met some guy at a bar the next weekend and married him 3 days later.
    Weddings make some women crazy.

    Before I met my wife, I went to a wedding in the Hill Country and brought a girl I'd been seeing for a month or so. These were people that I knew, not her, and she was boxing women out on the low post trying to catch the bouquet. She caught it and was happier than the bride - she was faced drunk (not like I wasn't) and went from table to table saying "I'm next!!!"

    That scared the crap out of me - I think I was 23 or 24 at the time - and we broke it off not long after we got home. I couldn't completely avoid her because she was a regular at the bar I was running. She married a guy she met at the bar less than three months later - as it turned out, a friend of a friend of mine.

    I went to their wedding in Baton Rouge (he was in dental school at LSU and from there) and she made a point to get on the mic before her bouquet toss and tell the crowd that she caught a bouquet and it led her to that moment, and if it could happen to her, it could happen to anyone. They had two kids in three years, and one day she left the kids at the day care in Lafayette and drove to Valdosta, GA to bang some guy she met on the internet, and never came back.

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    A neverending cycle Trainwreck2100's Avatar
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    Weddings make some women crazy.

    Before I met my wife, I went to a wedding in the Hill Country and brought a girl I'd been seeing for a month or so. These were people that I knew, not her, and she was boxing women out on the low post trying to catch the bouquet. She caught it and was happier than the bride - she was faced drunk (not like I wasn't) and went from table to table saying "I'm next!!!"

    That scared the crap out of me - I think I was 23 or 24 at the time - and we broke it off not long after we got home. I couldn't completely avoid her because she was a regular at the bar I was running. She married a guy she met at the bar less than three months later - as it turned out, a friend of a friend of mine.

    I went to their wedding in Baton Rouge (he was in dental school at LSU and from there) and she made a point to get on the mic before her bouquet toss and tell the crowd that she caught a bouquet and it led her to that moment, and if it could happen to her, it could happen to anyone. They had two kids in three years, and one day she left the kids at the day care in Lafayette and drove to Valdosta, GA to bang some guy she met on the internet, and never came back.
    That's why you don't marry someone you've known for three months

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    Spur-taaaa TDMVPDPOY's Avatar
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    3 pages and no female replies.....

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    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    The closest I've been to marriage so far was with my ex-girlfriend, Allison. We were together for six years -- lived together, relocated together, knew the families, had joint accounts, and were generally moving towards settling down forever. One summer, she decided to quit her job because of some bull that was going on at work. Since we lived in California and she grew up in Arizona, she decided to take a couple weeks before looking for a new job to just chill out in Tempe and spend some time with her family. They'd always been real close, but she never got to see them as often as she wanted. Since I was working at the time and couldn't get a few weeks off, we decided to fly down to Arizona together for a long weekend visit, but then I'd come back and she'd stay a couple more weeks.

    So, we went to Arizona and had a really wonderful time. Her family was great, she and I were getting along really well (and always had, no big arguments or anything in six years). It was a really perfect few days, and I flew back to California feeling as positive and confident as I ever had about our relationship. As the couple weeks go by, we talk on the phone almost every day and things are still really good. Since she wasn't sure how long she wanted to stay, she didn't book a return flight right away, so one night she tells me that she made her travel plans to come back. I started grabbing a pen so I can write down the flight information when, out of nowhere, "We'll be driving the U-Haul up tomorrow morning, and should get to your house the day after." For obvious reasons, "we'll," "U-Haul," and "your house" struck me as a bit odd. As did the fact she said it with zero emotion and as if she thought it didn't need explaining. When I finally did get her to explain everything, it turned out that, in the course of two weeks, she'd gotten back together with her high school boyfriend, found an apartment in Tempe, and was starting a new job.

    Weirdest part of all of it was that she showed up with the U-Haul, said about five words to me, packed her in the truck, and then disappeared off the face of the earth. She changed her phone number, her family didn't respond to the few phone calls that I made, and she even stopped talking to all of our friends. I haven't heard anything from her since she got her stuff, and all of our friends hadn't heard from her since before the trip to Arizona. To this day, six years later, no one has a clue what happened to her.

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    3 pages and no female replies.....
    They're all es.

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