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  1. #3626
    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    Jason
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    New Braunfels
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    San Antonio Spurs
    have you ever seen the craigslist personals, they're all ugly or you gotta pay for it.
    And what's your point? Look your window is closing and we can also be there to offer top notch advice on getting laid
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  2. #3627
    Hedo Layup Drill ShoogarBear's Avatar
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    Silver Spring, MD
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    You dance like a white guy
    Your abuela's Mexican food sucks.
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  3. #3628
    A neverending cycle Trainwreck2100's Avatar
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    And what's your point? Look your window is closing and we can also be there to offer top notch advice on getting laid
    The only advise i've gotten here is to whip it out(figuratively) continuously till a bites.
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  4. #3629
    Hedo Layup Drill ShoogarBear's Avatar
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    No, no. Biting it would not be good.
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  5. #3630
    A neverending cycle Trainwreck2100's Avatar
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    No, no. Biting it would not be good.
    figuratively
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  6. #3631
    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    22,076
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    Sacramento Kings
    Pussy drinking?....go on ...what was her name? How did it happen? Fresh ? Or perch flavored?
    Didn't mean it that way. The chick I went out drinking with came back to my place and crashed in my bed, but it's strictly platonic and nothing happened.
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  7. #3632
    Hedo Layup Drill ShoogarBear's Avatar
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    That's your story. Stick to it.
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  8. #3633
    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    Jason
    Location
    New Braunfels
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    8,697
    NBA Team
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    Your abuela's Mexican food sucks.
    My grandmother died before I was born. Thank for that, but my mom's is some good .
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  9. #3634
    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    Jason
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    New Braunfels
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    No wonder !! I said literally!!
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  10. #3635
    Five Rings... Kori Ellis's Avatar
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    The new Jordan Quatro


    Now even Michael Jordan is copying SpursTalk.

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  11. #3636
    Five Rings... Kori Ellis's Avatar
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    UCLA Bruins
    Okay, I'm to the point where I get over 1,000 emails a day.

    Can I hire someone to read me email and then email me if something is important??

    How lame is this!?

    Who would have ever thought I'd need a got damn secretary
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  12. #3637
    Hedo Layup Drill ShoogarBear's Avatar
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    If you need a secretary, hire one with good legs.
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  13. #3638
    Hedo Layup Drill ShoogarBear's Avatar
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    Silver Spring, MD
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    San Antonio Spurs
    LJ can help you pick one.
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  14. #3639
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    I was hopeful.
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    .... Silver21_Black20's Avatar
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    Okay, I'm to the point where I get over 1,000 emails a day.

    Can I hire someone to read me email and then email me if something is important??

    How lame is this!?

    Who would have ever thought I'd need a got damn secretary
    Hire Steven, he'll work weekends.
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  16. #3641
    GFY I. Hustle's Avatar
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    Okay, I'm to the point where I get over 1,000 emails a day.

    Can I hire someone to read me email and then email me if something is important??

    How lame is this!?

    Who would have ever thought I'd need a got damn secretary
    How much?
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  17. #3642
    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    Jason
    Location
    New Braunfels
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    8,697
    NBA Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    Too late. She just hired me $4K a month.
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  18. #3643
    Hedo Layup Drill ShoogarBear's Avatar
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    Too late. She just hired me $4K a month.
    LJ liked your legs?
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  19. #3644
    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    Jason
    Location
    New Braunfels
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    8,697
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    San Antonio Spurs
    LJ liked your legs?
    No I hooked him up with a case of nyquil extra strength not available in the US.
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  20. #3645
    Runrunrunawaybaby ashbeeigh's Avatar
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    USC Trojans
    I get excited when I get e-mails. But I get like 4 a day. Horoscope, Careerbuilder, some random store crap, and facebook.
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  21. #3646
    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    I'd sort through Kori's email for free. that's just the kinda guy i am.
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  22. #3647
    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    i need to eat something... ive spent all day putting up xmas decorations at my friends house and playing video games... ive eaten about 4 granola bars all day long.
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  23. #3648
    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    I'll get one of my es to bake me cookies.
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  24. #3649
    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    San Antonio
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    13,128
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    San Antonio Spurs
    Hey ashbeeigh, make me some cookies.
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  25. #3650
    Runrunrunawaybaby ashbeeigh's Avatar
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    SA
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    NBA Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    College
    USC Trojans
    Hey ashbeeigh, make me some cookies.
    okay.
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