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[Dr. Gonzo]

Leno is about as funny as a paper weight.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

I saw him in Santa Monica doing his stand up routine a few years back. Wasn't as bad as I was expecting.

In other news, his head is the size of a Volvo.

[mrsmaalox]

So all the sick guys get to stay home? Very nice. Lots of rest and liquids (NyQuil is a good liquid).

[I. Hustle]

So all the sick guys get to stay home? Very nice. Lots of rest and liquids (NyQuil is a good liquid).

It is scientifically proven that pics of b00bs help speed up a guy's recovery.

[ATRAIN]

It is scientifically proven that pics of b00bs help speed up a guy's recovery.

DUDE trust me you dont want to see those things. You will go blind. Im still trying to recover.

[Dr. Gonzo]

You've seen her boobs?

[ATRAIN]

You've seen her boobs?

You forget the SAGITAR?

[mrsmaalox]

DUDE trust me you dont want to see those things. You will go blind. Im still trying to recover.

Recover from what? When did you see them?!

[samikeyp]

You've seen her boobs?

I have. They're real and they're spectacular.

[I. Hustle]

DUDE trust me you dont want to see those things. You will go blind. Im still trying to recover.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

my favorite flavor is red

[mrsmaalox]

I wish I could be a brainiac like Atrain

[I. Hustle]

Did you get the pics of my sweet bewbs?

yes

[Melmart1]

I haven't read this thread in months and have no clue what is going on, but I thought I would drop in and say ... you all!

[CuckingFunt]

my ing headache.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I haven't read this thread in months and have no clue what is going on, but I thought I would drop in and say ... you all!

so that's where that dead-fish-on-a-texas-road-on-a-july-afternoon-stench is coming from. happy holidays.

[I. Hustle]

my ing headache.

Bring it over

[mrsmaalox]

I haven't read this thread in months and have no clue what is going on, but I thought I would drop in and say ... you all!

And you are free to crawl back under your rock.

[Melmart1]

so that's where that dead-fish-on-a-texas-road-on-a-july-afternoon-stench is coming from. happy holidays.

I'm sure these are much funnier in your head than they are once you say them.

[Melmart1]

And you are free to crawl back under your rock.

And you are free to close your legs but that hasn't coaxed you into doing it, now has it?

[CuckingFunt]

I'm sure these are much funnier in your head than they are once you say them.

Well, they couldn't possibly be less funny.

[Melmart1]

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3girls, 1bed?

[ATRAIN]

And you are free to crawl back under your rock.

And you are free to close your legs but that hasn't coaxed you into doing it, now has it?

KICK HER ASS MEL!!

[I. Hustle]

Lesbonica?

[Melmart1]

Well, they couldn't possibly be less funny.

Reading a Viva quip reminds me of those old TBS commercials, where people would call in and explain a situation and ask if it was funny. They were then granted permission to laugh or not. Too bad he doesn't call them to see if his jokes are funny or not. Of course, then he would never post ...