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    So to sum up...San Antonions are fat, lazy drunks, whereas those in DFW are too busy working and stuck in super commutes to exercise.
    Actually, San Antonio is fatter than Dallas because you guys are so used to choking that you forgot how to swallow. Ba-zing!

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    Actually, San Antonio is fatter than Dallas because you guys are so used to choking that you forgot how to swallow. Ba-zing!
    That doesn't make any sense


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    the ovens are our hearts. BlackBellamy's Avatar
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    That doesn't make any sense

    Really? The Mavs choke. C'mon man, keep up with me. Not the most brilliant post, but considering the company...

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    Damn, So Texas is just a fat state. Why are Mav fans talking about weight again?
    Ever been to a game at the AAC? Sitting in the lower bowl with the cocaine and boob job crowd will give you a massive boner...granted those people are shallow and loathsome, but they have a BMI under 50, unlike San Antonio.

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    Damn you guys are some fat ass people

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    Really? Your team chokes. C'mon man, keep up with me.
    Wait...is this a Mavs choking joke???? I marvel at the novelty, since I've never heard that before. Wow, that's a total burn!!!!! And how does one put on weight when they don't swallow?


    Now go put up some Miami and Golden State pictures. I've never seen them before.

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    Damn you guys are some fat ass people
    Too fat and lazy to make a proper choking joke.

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    Next thing you know, these elevator shut-ins are going to start crowing about "4 rings" or some bull like that. The San Antonio Spurs have never won an NBA Championship. I don't know where these fatasses get such a silly idea.

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    Too fat and lazy to make a proper choking joke.
    Read much? Go take a second look, read very slowly and you might be able to figure it out.

    San Antonio....is fatter than Dallas....because you (that meaning the Mavs and Dallas as a whole, Ok?)....are so used to choking (Now here it gets tricky, choking meaning that your team doesn't finish well and are fast to quit)....that you forgot how to swallow (you wouldn't gain weight if you didn't swallow your food, right?)(insert your laughter here). Hope I could shed some light on this most complicated of rib-tickler.
    Last edited by BlackBellamy; 12-10-2008 at 07:28 PM.

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    Wait...is this a San Antonio fat joke???? I marvel at the novelty, since I've never heard that before. Wow, that's a total burn!!!!!

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    using a totally non basketball trashtalking and resorting to how fat the cities are...totally weak man. C'mon Findog, I know you can do better than that. Either that or it's time to get that KFC bowl out.

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    Read much? Go take a second look, read very slowly and you might be able to figure it out.

    San Antonio....is fatter than Dallas....because you (that meaning the Mavs, Ok?)....are so used to choking (Now here it gets tricky, choking meaning that you don't finish well and are fast to quit)....that you forgot how to swallow (you wouldn't gain weight if you didn't swallow your food, right?)(insert your laughter here). Hope I could shed some light on this most complicated of rib-tickler.
    That doesn't make any sense:


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    using a totally non basketball trashtalking and resorting to how fat the cities are...totally weak man. C'mon Findog, I know you can do better than that. Either that or it's time to get that KFC bowl out.
    I'm not talking trash. I cited a scientific study. I'm trying to have a discussion here on an important public health issue. Spurs fans are morbidly obese.

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    Spurs fans are morbidly obese.
    ing tacos bro

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    That doesn't make any sense:

    Hahahaha. Ok, good luck tonight, you silly man.

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    oh yeah.... you're fat!
    pathetic

    come on mavfans. step up your smack game. the fat joke is sooooo lame







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    Hahahaha. Ok, good luck tonight, you silly man.
    You too. Here's to an entertaining game.

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    San Antonio needs more.



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    This is an important public health issue that affects your friends and family members. Not a laughing matter. Now put down the Taco C.

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    You'll have to forgive San Antonians. They no longer have the natural appe e suppressant of consistent post season futility that the Mavs and Cowboys provide. It's "eat, drink, and be merry." What else can you do when your team gives you something to be happy about?

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    Not a laughing matter. Now put down the Taco C.
    wow. pretty sad. mavfans must be in a world of pain if they come up with these types of smack

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    wow. pretty sad. mavfans must be in a world of pain if they come up with these types of smack
    Postseason heartbreak as opposed to rolls of fat just means we'll be around to watch the Mavs fail 30-40 years from now.

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    Making fun of fat people is not funny

    Making fun of fat people who lose weight isn't either

    Making fun of the Dallas Maverick fan base and organization is hilarious.






    OK.....all these things are funny as !

    Four rings fools!!!!

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    Ever been to a game at the AAC? Sitting in the lower bowl with the cocaine and boob job crowd will give you a massive boner...granted those people are shallow and loathsome, but they have a BMI under 50, unlike San Antonio.
    I am physically incapbable of getting a boner due to the fact that I am female. Anyway not all of San Antonians are fat. I eat like one don't get me wrong, but I don't gain.

    I still don't find obsescity funny. You should feel bad because thier health may be at risk.

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    the ovens are our hearts. BlackBellamy's Avatar
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    Postseason heartbreak as opposed to rolls of fat just means we'll be around to watch the Mavs fail 30-40 years from now.
    (rim-shot) ^This one was actually pretty f*ckin' funny.


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