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[to21]

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Ladies, I'll be the meat between a sammich.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

The guy that used to bring us do-nuts every other day had a heart attack last Friday.

damn. i don't know if you're more upset over no donuts or over his heart attack.

[to21]

damn. i don't know if you're more upset over no donuts or over his heart attack.

Nah, of course I hope he get's better..................so he can bring me my ing donuts.

[jman3000]

My top 3 reasons for hating winter:

1) When you sit on the toilet it's cold as all .

2) When you take a shower, that first little blast of water is cold as all .

3) When you wait for your car's heater to warm up your car, it's cold as all .

[ATRAIN]

My top 3 reasons for hating winter:

1) When you sit on the toilet it's cold as all .

2) When you take a shower, that first little blast of water is cold as all .

3) When you wait for your car's heater to warm up your car, it's cold as all .

cold as = shrinkage

[I. Hustle]

I just ate yesterday and now I am hungry again wtf?

[ashbeeigh]

My top 3 reasons for hating winter:

1) When you sit on the toilet it's cold as all .

2) When you take a shower, that first little blast of water is cold as all .

3) When you wait for your car's heater to warm up your car, it's cold as all .

1) Sounds like a personal issue

2)-Wait for the water to warm up before you get in

3)-Get heated seats.

[Dr. Gonzo]

[I. Hustle]

WTF?! Why would someone be cool with that?

[Dr. Gonzo]

It's probably a porno chick.

They do anything for money.

[florige]

It's probably a porno chick.

They do anything for money.

I saw this porn the other day that will guarantee to make you vomit Steve-O!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

wow. i actually watched that twice

[Dr. Gonzo]

I saw this porn the other day that will guarantee to make you vomit Steve-O!

Impossible.

I have yet to see a porn that grosses me out and I have seen some ED up stuff.

Real ed up .

[ShoogarBear]

I was going to post this in the other thread, but that wouldn't have been appropriate.

Hey, SilBlack! One word: prenup.

[Dr. Gonzo]

I need the prenup, not her.


Actually, who am I kidding? I don't have .

[T Park]

Hey Jman


just curious, how come when you show up at BWW with your laptop you don't say jack to me, not a hi, you, get ed, burn in honkey cracka, nothing.

[ShoogarBear]

I need the prenup, not her.


Actually, who am I kidding? I don't have .

Yes, I'm protecting her interests.

[ShoogarBear]

Although you are probably at risk for being on the receiving end of domestic abuse.

[T Park]

Shoogar is so thoughtfull.

[T Park]

Although you are probably at risk for being on the receiving end of domestic abuse.

He might actually like it.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Although you are probably at risk for being on the receiving end of domestic abuse.

QFT

She scares me.


HELP!

[T Park]

QFT

She scares me.


HELP!

That one GTG when the waiter was slow with her drink she did utter something about "having to choke a "

[ShoogarBear]

That one GTG when the waiter was slow with her drink she did utter something about "having to choke a "

Oh, man. That would be hot.

[Dr. Gonzo]

That one GTG when the waiter was slow with her drink she did utter something about "having to choke a "

haha

That sounds just like her.


HELP!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

UPDATE

ok. thought i'd share this with everyone. this guy was fired here at my work yesterday or the day before. he was initially boning another employee here and that's how he got in here. well after he got hired, he dumped her. he'd been here between 2 to 4 months. the chick he dumped mentioned to another employee that he had a record. turned out he had a rap sheet that could choke a small horse and this new eventually hit the higher ups. they did a background check and it turns out he's a felon. battery, assault, theft, credit card theft, parole violation, you name it. so they canned him. in his desk they found invoices with credit card numbers. coincidentally one of our customers mentioned to the same chick he dumped that weird charges were showing up on her account after she gave us her credit card info. guess who took that order? that was act I
so today we told him to pick up his check. something we always do, but the cops were waiting. they lured him in here then led the cops were he was. they cuffed him and pretty much paraded him throughout the whollllle building in cuffs.............................all while the company owner took pics from the time the cops met up with this dude to the time he was put in the cruiser.

'tis the season.

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