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    Jeff McDonald: Q & A with basketball's Chuck Norris
    By Jeff McDonald

    A (very) brief question and answer session with Matt Bonner, Spurs center, league-leading 3-point shooter and recent Internet phenomenon:

    Courtside: So, have you seen this thing?.
    Bonner: Oh yeah. My brother text-messaged me about it. He thinks it's hilarious.

    Courtside: What do you think about it?
    Bonner: Well, I probably love Chuck Norris jokes more than anyone in the world. So I think it's awesome.

    Courtside: Any favorite line from that blog?
    Bonner: "Matt Bonner and Chuck Norris have met only once. It was the day the dinosaurs died."

    Courtside: Admit it. This is the coolest thing that has ever happened to you.
    Bonner: Absolutely. Without a doubt.

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    bonner rulzzz!

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    Bonner is classic.

    Some of the things he said on the bench tonight were comedy gold.

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    Matt Bonner doesn't tell Chuck Norris Jokes.

    Chuck Norris tells Matt Bonner jokes.

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    Courtside: Any favorite line from that blog?
    Bonner: "Matt Bonner and Chuck Norris have met only once. It was the day the dinosaurs died."

    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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    Just ask KG what happens when you get in Bonner's way:



    KG is lucky Bonner was only using his fingers.

    The reason he only used his fingers is because he did not want to go to prison.

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    @ 1:53 Bonner looks like he is plotting some payback for KG.

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    Kg Stopper!!!

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    @ 1:53 Bonner looks like he is plotting some payback for KG.
    It is time KG fights someone his size (instead of bullying a 5-ft guard!)

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    I miss the old NBA... that wasn't even that hard a foul.

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    Hope Bonner is put on KG and stays with him next time they meet.

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    that ejection was bull ! matt was just throwing rag dolls down as he should be!

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    Anyone who says that the Spurs and Celtics isn't by far the must-see matchup for the Finals knows nothing about basketball. Bonner's elevated play just makes it that much more potentially entertaining.

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    Courtside: What do you think about it?
    Bonner: Well, I probably love Chuck Norris jokes more than anyone in the world. So I think it's awesome.

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    Matt is also in the Eastbay Magazine. But he doesnt have any shoes. He just says they were the first Magazine to give him a chance.

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    he is one scary mofo

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    62. Posted by e Thu Dec 11, 2008 6:35 pm EST

    Opposing teams don't double-team Tim Duncan or Manu Ginobili, they double-avoid Matt Bonner.

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    Anyone who says that the Spurs and Celtics isn't by far the must-see matchup for the Finals knows nothing about basketball. Bonner's elevated play just makes it that much more potentially entertaining.
    Agree, but far too many people want LA vs BOS to say "anyone." But the Spurs and Celtics would probably be one of the hardest fought playoff series ever, past or future.

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