Bruh, this is where you went wrong:
He obviously thought you were being smart with him. You say something like "no, i'm finished for the night" and he lets you go with nothing.
But yeah, when you are in court play up your humanitarian card. Make sure you mention how you were celebrating after having helped a group of inner city youfs get perfect attendance in high school and how you plan to try to solve world hunger. Don't be afraid to shed a few tears and vow to do voluntary community service because you feel bad for wasting valuable police time over such an unfortunate incident. Good luck
