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  1. #726
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    No it doesn't Viva! Not in the real world!!!


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    ! They are getting married because he is going into the military? I hate that . I lived in a small military town and saw that all the time. Plus all those dumb es that marry soldiers to get out of town and see the world. Freakin hoes.
    Not saying your sister is because I don't know her... I mean she might be but I wasn't implying that she was... I mean it's ok if she is it's her decision... can I see your boobs?
    Ughhhh. And no. You can't see my boobs.
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    burp
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    I found your post on craigslist

    To the older woman watching me buying condoms - m4w

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    Date: 2008-10-22, 6:10PM CDT



    I was the 20 something guy holding two bottles of chardonay in the condom section of the Dominick's. You were the lovely lady in her 50's peering over my shoulder as I made my selection. I was not aware of your presence until the audible gasp when I reached for a box of ribbed magnums. My date did not go exactly as planned; the wine went down ok but I forgot to use the magnums in the heat of the moment and I think I may have gotten the clap. Long story short I still have a dozen condoms left over if you are interested in going out sometime...


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    Ughhhh. And no. You can't see my boobs.
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    I found your post on craigslist

    To the older woman watching me buying condoms - m4w

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    Date: 2008-10-22, 6:10PM CDT



    I was the 20 something guy holding two bottles of chardonay in the condom section of the Dominick's. You were the lovely lady in her 50's peering over my shoulder as I made my selection. I was not aware of your presence until the audible gasp when I reached for a box of ribbed magnums. My date did not go exactly as planned; the wine went down ok but I forgot to use the magnums in the heat of the moment and I think I may have gotten the clap. Long story short I still have a dozen condoms left over if you are interested in going out sometime...


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    Yeah she was older but she was smokin' hot
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    what is the point of these threads?
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    Baby Bird - w4m

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    Date: 2008-09-17, 8:48PM CDT



    I'm fed up with watersports and feel Constrained by traditional dominant- submissive roles? I want to try a more nurturing role: feed me like a baby pelican! Both sexes welcome, males preferred. I will supply the raw herring and you bring the big strap-on beak. No weirdos.



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    what is the point of these threads?
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    Baby Bird - w4m

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    Date: 2008-09-17, 8:48PM CDT



    I'm fed up with watersports and feel Constrained by traditional dominant- submissive roles? I want to try a more nurturing role: feed me like a baby pelican! Both sexes welcome, males preferred. I will supply the raw herring and you bring the big strap-on beak. No weirdos.



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    you guys need to slow down here....

    It won't be long before me and B2B "smoke" this thread in number of pages

    get it? smoke?

    yeah....
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    I'm not doing jack today.
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    you guys need to slow down here....

    It won't be long before me and B2B "smoke" this thread in number of pages

    get it? smoke?

    yeah....
    I do not get it
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    AAHHH the cig thread.
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    I'm not doing jack today.
    thats good cause i hear jack's a big
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    I'm not doing jack today.
    so who's the lucky guy today?
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    This chick with HUGEmongous tetas is wearing a sweater so tight I can almost see blood flow
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    you guys need to slow down here....

    It won't be long before me and B2B "smoke" this thread in number of pages

    get it? smoke?

    yeah....
    Wow you're a .
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    Why won't my house warm up?!?!?!
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    thats good cause i hear jack's a big
    so who's the lucky guy today?

    man I set myself up for those
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    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    Why won't my house warm up?!?!?!
    because you have all your windows open, dummy
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    This chick with HUGEmongous tetas is wearing a sweater so tight I can almost see blood flow
    sounds hot
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    I know you are but what am I

    ooooo......in your face
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    I feel like asking if I can tush 'em
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    I feel like asking if I can tush 'em
    I have that constant battle in my head everyday.
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