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  1. #1501
    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    I'm gonna be having sex within the hour... so everyone here can go themselves.
    Why would you assume that the thought of jman having sex would be sufficient inspiration?
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    ok so if a girl fails to button most of her top buttons and you can see bra with the boob meat hanging out ,why even wear a shirt?
    Because the shirt is super cute.

    Duh.
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    I am dealing with a banker named Rick Rolls
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    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    Nice to see you! Ha I was at the pharmacy a while ago and a security guard type guy hollered at me "Welcome back! How's it going?" I never saw him before so I said "It's going good". Then as I was leaving he said "Going to happy hour?" so I said, "No. But it sure was nice to see you!" I think he mistook me for someone else
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    Nice to see you! Ha I was at the pharmacy a while ago and a security guard type guy hollered at me "Welcome back! How's it going?" I never saw him before so I said "It's going good". Then as I was leaving he said "Going to happy hour?" so I said, "No. But it sure was nice to see you!" I think he mistook me for someone else
    Nah you just look like an alcoholic and he was betting that you were drunk.
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    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    Nah you just look like an alcoholic and he was betting that you were drunk.
    That could very well be the case. I have been having hairstyle issues since I got it cut last week.
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    Siren with a Siren RashoFan's Avatar
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    So ash is stimulating packages now and RF wants to help?
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    Siren with a Siren RashoFan's Avatar
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    Watch out RF might want to kill you now lol.

    Kill Kill Kill....
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    Siren with a Siren RashoFan's Avatar
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    Because the shirt is super cute.

    Duh.
    With this statement, there should be no question that Funt is a woman!











    Unless Funt is a gay man....
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    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    Maybe it's the crowd I run with, but the women say "blouse" or "top"; the men say "shirt"
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    A neverending cycle Trainwreck2100's Avatar
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    Well I'm 23. I have been single for a good while now. Lets just get right down to the "different" part of this posting. I was with someone for a very long time. I was cheated on and then he left me for the girl who he got pregnant. So all I am left with is a few wasted years and an std. But believe it or not through research and having a nurse for a sister it turns out that herpes is more common than I had thought. I'm not saying that I enjoy it but it is what it is and it has not changed the person that I am. I have never had a relationship with anyone without telling them. So that says alot for the type of person I am. So with that being said, I know its a long shot, but I suppose I'm looking to meet someone who is already aware of my situation and is ok with it for one reason or another.


    Okay, well if you have gotten this far I guess I will go into the type of person I am and just what it is I am looking for.
    I'm 23, single, with no kids. I'm white. I'm 5'2 1/2, yes the half IS important, haha. I'm no skinny-minnie but I’m not huge by any means and I'm working on getting into shape. I have blue eyes and what used to be blonde hair is now light brown i guess.
    I enjoy doing all sorts of things. Movies, going out, staying in, etc. etc. I love my family and I try to be there for them as much as possible. I love to laugh and be silly when I can. In fact most of the time when my friends and I are laughing its usually AT ourselves. Don't get me wrong, I'm more than capable of being serious.
    Well I'm not really sure what "type" of person I'm looking for. Someone who is understanding and not close minded. Someone who can hold a conversation and won't burp in my ear! haha (it happens). Even though I don’t have kids I love 'em and am not opposed to dating someone who does have them. The way I figure if its not broke don't fix it,....BUT if it IS broken you better change that till it does work! So i guess I’m just looking for something that works.
    Obviously I don't have a picture up, this is kinda a case sensitive subject, haha. But I guess I'm just seeing where it gets me. Its always difficult to decide when to tell someone your "deepest darkest secret" so there it is, now the cat is out of the bag. I'm a good person who fell into a crappy situation.
    Nominated that for "Best of Craigslist"
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    Master of Information Dr. Gonzo's Avatar
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    Did you respond?
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    A neverending cycle Trainwreck2100's Avatar
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    Did you respond?
    Thinking more about it i probably got a shot
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    Master of Information Dr. Gonzo's Avatar
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    I think the herpes is a small sacrifice to make. You may have found true love.
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    A neverending cycle Trainwreck2100's Avatar
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    I think the herpes is a small sacrifice to make. You may have found true love.
    good point i'm sure a cure is right around the corner
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    Master of Information Dr. Gonzo's Avatar
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    *fingers crossed*
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    A neverending cycle Trainwreck2100's Avatar
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    Has anybody else noticed the "missed connections" section has more and more people meating at wal Mart, that's a sign of the times right there.
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    Master of Information Dr. Gonzo's Avatar
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    I don't think people frequent the personals of craigslist as often as you do.


    And how have you not gotten any stank on your hang low by responding to chicks on craigslist yet? I would assume that's a very simple task.
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    A neverending cycle Trainwreck2100's Avatar
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    I don't think people frequent the personals of craigslist as often as you do.


    And how have you not gotten any stank on your hang low by responding to chicks on craigslist yet? I would assume that's a very simple task.
    I started going there after that guy tried to hook up with girls here? Was it TJ, or something. but it was that thread that made me realize how fun it is to laugh at people's personal ads. They are almost all fat, or ghetto.
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    Master of Information Dr. Gonzo's Avatar
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    Fat and ghetto is your best bet. They got the stankiest stank for your hang low.
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    A neverending cycle Trainwreck2100's Avatar
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    Fat and ghetto is your best bet. They got the stankiest stank for your hang low.
    you don't need craigslist for fat and ghetto is all i'm saying
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    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    you don't need craigslist for fat and ghetto is all i'm saying
    Look who's the expert, all of a sudden.
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    I am still waiting for my free razor
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    Did you get laid or get a bj afterall?
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    Did you get laid or get a bj afterall?
    a little bit of both thank you very much.
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