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  1. #1676
    Veteran ATRAIN's Avatar
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    I used to tell my wife before we were dating that women should stop watching movies like Erin Brockavich because it will make them think that they can do anything.
    I had a gf who wanted to be a lawyer after she watched legally blonde lmao
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  2. #1677
    GFY I. Hustle's Avatar
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    Yeah my wife rolls her eyes now and tells people that I prevent her from watching any women empowerment movies. I don't even let her watch movies with super hero women
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    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    FBI is really only interested if you're an accountant or have advanced Arabic lingual skillzz.
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  4. #1679
    Veteran ATRAIN's Avatar
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    FBI is really only interested if you're an accountant or have advanced Arabic lingual skillzz.
    You mean they dont like the stache?
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  5. #1680
    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    they couldnt handle the stache. not many people can.
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  6. #1681
    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    i was told i looked like jesus. i dont know how i should take that... he was a very frail and pasty looking individual.
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    I need some pancakes. Preferably with blueblerries.
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    I need some pancakes. Preferably with blueblerries.
    are you camping out for the Biggie movie yet?
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    I need some pancakes. Preferably with blueblerries.
    don't tell us, tell your wife
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  10. #1685
    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    I had a gf who wanted to be a lawyer after she watched legally blonde lmao
    i knew a girl that wanted to be a psychologist but didnt understand that without a PhD, being a psychologist is worthless.

    she was dumber than dirt to begin with though... so i guess it shouldnt have surprised me.
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  11. #1686
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    i knew a girl that wanted to be a psychologist but didnt understand that without a PhD, being a psychologist is worthless.

    she was dumber than dirt to begin with though... so i guess it shouldnt have surprised me.
    LOL arent most of the girls your with dumber than dirt?
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  12. #1687
    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    no offence to the ladies... but i think most women i know are dumber than dirt.
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  13. #1688
    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    the girl im seeing now is actually pretty damn smart. she reads a lot and can actually comprehend things that i talk about.
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  14. #1689
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    Ah, chauvinism in the morning. Be still my beating heart!
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    i knew a girl that wanted to be a psychologist but didnt understand that without a PhD, being a psychologist is worthless.
    You officially can't be called a psychologist without a PsyD. Anything else is something different. A MA, MS, LPC, MSW, LCSW, etc. is just at the end of your name. That's why I choose not to get anything. My name is already hard enough to pronounce in San Antonio. Move me to the North, where my name is easy to pronounce, and maybe I'll reconsider.
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  16. #1691
    Che cazzo stai dicendo? DisgruntledLionFan#54,927's Avatar
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    So I see this woman on Friday for the first time in 8 years. She's 33, single and weighs 90 pounds with natural Cs. Back in the day, she had an unhealthy obsession with me despite me not giving her the time of day. She was/is a step beyond bat- crazy and what I like to call boiling-rabbit crazy.

    So she's doing her best at flirting with me when she dropped the hammer: She has been purposely not taking the pill and telling the men in her life the opposite because she wants to be a mommy. She then had the cajones to ask me if I wanted to be a donor. I laughed and called her a stupid .

    So, should I ask her on a date?
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    s McGee is hard to pronounce?
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    So I see this woman on Friday for the first time in 8 years. She's 33, single and weighs 90 pounds with natural Cs. Back in the day, she had an unhealthy obsession with me despite me not giving her the time of day. She was/is a step beyond bat- crazy and what I like to call boiling-rabbit crazy.

    So she's doing her best at flirting with me when she dropped the hammer: She has been purposely not taking the pill and telling the men in her life the opposite because she wants to be a mommy. She then had the cajones to ask me if I wanted to be a donor. I laughed and called her a stupid .

    So, should I ask her on a date?
    She weighs 90 pounds? 90??

    If she's anything over 4' 10", you might as well. Chances are she wouldn't be able to successfully carry a child to term and you'd be off the hook.
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    Che cazzo stai dicendo? DisgruntledLionFan#54,927's Avatar
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    She's 5' even.
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  20. #1695
    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    do it. if you can call her a stupid and she's still open to dating you, she's a keeper.
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  21. #1696
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    That may still be in the danger zone, then.
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    I would agree then pull out on her face and laugh
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    do it. if you can call her a stupid and she's still open to dating you, she's a keeper.
    +151658481313518481818168135181864786486468161
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  24. #1699
    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    highwaaaaay to the danger zone!
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    So, two nights ago, I found Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo on cable and actually watched the whole thing. It was every bit as awesome as I'd remembered.
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