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  1. #1776
    The Last Good Sport samikeyp's Avatar
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    Mikey,
    what essplainin do I need to do?

    I had a for a boyfriend, now I want to stab him everytime I see him and I had to delete myspace because he is a .
    I believe that should answer all questions.
    Actually it has nothing to do with Myspace.


    I was just making sure you were ok.
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    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    Seeing The Spirit a second time has confirmed that I must have Scarlett's glasses.



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    All Hail the Legatron The Reckoning's Avatar
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    i saw the spirit....
    and i was disapointed at the lack of scarlett booby shots
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    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    i saw the spirit....
    and i was disapointed at the lack of scarlett booby shots
    Scarlett in the Nazi uniform kinda made up for it. All of her costumes were fetish-tastic.
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  5. #1780
    Siren with a Siren RashoFan's Avatar
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    Actually it has nothing to do with Myspace.


    I was just making sure you were ok.
    I'm better than I was. When " " just goes anyway and I never have to see him again, I'll be great.
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    Siren with a Siren RashoFan's Avatar
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    I'm going to go see Jesus Christ Superstar this weekend at the Majestic.
    That should put me in a good mood...funny how a musical about how Jesus was beaten and left to die on a cross is going to put me in a good mood.
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    Inthe land of audiophiles angelbelow's Avatar
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    never got mine =/
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    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    Ha! And a big, fat in the face of everyone who thought I killed Peewee! See? He's alive. Maimed maybe, but alive!
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    Veteran ATRAIN's Avatar
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    PEE WEE How did you escape Maalox's Vag? I went looking for you but it tried to eat me too.
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    Masochist Rangers Fan Melmart1's Avatar
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    Hey, ORION ... my brother is studying to be an evangelist. And the world didn't end! What does this mean?!?
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    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    Hey, ORION ... my brother is studying to be an evangelist. And the world didn't end! What does this mean?!?

    Its not April Fools yet !! I really don't believe that. It must be a scam to make money. Is he going to be a healer also ?
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    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    So, yea.

    Orion hooked me up with his boss.

    I filled her up like an eclair.
    Your welcome and you better let me see that hidden camera you had set up
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    Masochist Rangers Fan Melmart1's Avatar
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    Its not April Fools yet !! I really don't believe that. It must be a scam to make money. Is he going to be a healer also ?
    No, seriously. He is studying already, and when his current contract with the Air Force is up, he is quitting to preach full time. He married a preacher's daughter, and this is what happens.
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    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    No, seriously. He is studying already, and when his current contract with the Air Force is up, he is quitting to preach full time. He married a preacher's daughter, and this is what happens.
    you have to be kidding me ?!?! The world may end now. What religion is this? Have you noticed a change in him? I'm scared
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    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    damn... rashofan has horrible luck with men.
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    Masochist Rangers Fan Melmart1's Avatar
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    you have to be kidding me ?!?! The world may end now. What religion is this? Have you noticed a change in him? I'm scared
    No, I wish I was kidding. When he came down from Lampasas for Xmas, he was saying how broke they are now that his wife isn't working and that their Church came through, and it was God that made that possible.

    He has also turned into a redneck. Him and his wife were saying how they have so much property that its hard to find time to cut the grass, so they were going to borrow their neighbor's goats to help out. Most people borrow a cup of sugar or an egg or two from their neighbors. My brother borrows livestock.
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    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    goats are an excellent way to keep the grass trimmed. they will leave EVERYWHERE though so you have to weigh the good with the bad.
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    Masochist Rangers Fan Melmart1's Avatar
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    goats are an excellent way to keep the grass trimmed. they will leave EVERYWHERE though so you have to weigh the good with the bad.
    What the , are you a country bumpkin, too? I had no idea they had any use beyond milk, cheese and cabrito.
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    ATRAIN is gay peewee's lovechild's Avatar
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    PEE WEE How did you escape Maalox's Vag? I went looking for you but it tried to eat me too.
    I found a pickaxe and made my way out.

    I'm not the same anymore.
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  20. #1795
    5. timvp's Avatar
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    How white is it of me to not drink this ice tea Kori made for me because she used tap water ice instead of my special Ozarka ice I have in the freezer? I might have to pour this down the drain and go get some myself. Edward needs to do a better job with his aquifer ... tastes horrible.
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    Runrunrunawaybaby ashbeeigh's Avatar
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    What the , are you a country bumpkin, too? I had no idea they had any use beyond milk, cheese and cabrito.
    I actually believe the city of San Antonio has some money in the budget for some goats out in the country to take care of the grass. I can't remember where or when this happened though.
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    Masochist Rangers Fan Melmart1's Avatar
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    I actually believe the city of San Antonio has some money in the budget for some goats out in the country to take care of the grass. I can't remember where or when this happened though.
    What the ? Do they have some money set aside for roosters to act as alarm clocks, too?!?! That's how we do it on the West side. Of course, you already knew that, you damned racist.
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  23. #1798
    Govt, stay away!
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    How white is it of me to not drink this ice tea Kori made for me because she used tap water ice instead of my special Ozarka ice I have in the freezer? I might have to pour this down the drain and go get some myself. Edward needs to do a better job with his aquifer ... tastes horrible.
    When I'm making pasta I use the big bottles of water from the store.

    Is that pretty white?
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  24. #1799
    Masochist Rangers Fan Melmart1's Avatar
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    I have a PUR filter and I use that for everything ... making coffee, brewing tea, adding to dishes, etc. I don't know if its a white thing, but since everyone thinks I am white anyways, I guess it doesn't matter.
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    ATRAIN is gay peewee's lovechild's Avatar
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    Your welcome and you better let me see that hidden camera you had set up
    I shoved it up her ass.

    I've got a nice view of her pink rectum.
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