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    Hello Wisconsin! Michael Kelso's Avatar
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    So here's the deal guys, a few nights ago my best friend was watching his girlfriend's house while she was visiting some family and he invited me over to hang out. We were the only ones there and we ate some subutex and then played Xbox games until we were ready to pass out. I passed out on the couch and he went to sleep in his girl's bed I guess cuz I passed out first.

    In the morning we ate some more subutex and then he went to work for two hours before he came home "sick". While he was at work all I did was play like five rounds of Madden on his Xbox, smoked a little weed that I brought over and burned a few cigarettes on the patio outside. I went to the bathroom one time but like, 99% of the time I was there I was on the couch with an Xbox controller in my hand.

    Today he calls me and says that there is a $100 bill and a check missing from his girlfriend's jewelry box. Of course they think I stole it because I was the only person to come over while she was gone. What do I do to get them off my case until she finds her bill and check that she definitely misplaced? It's a real ty feeling when your best friend is accusing you of something you didn't do!

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    right about pizzagate Blake's Avatar
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    take the $100 you took and buy her something nice

    what the heck is subutex?

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    It is what it is. I Love Me Some Me's Avatar
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    what the heck is subutex?
    penis

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    so did you take the money?

    ^what the heck is subutex?(what blake said)

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    right about pizzagate Blake's Avatar
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    WTF? Subutex?? Using a drug that's used to treat drug dependence AS a drug?

    How much did the $100 buy?

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    WTF? Subutex?? Using a drug that's used to treat drug dependence AS a drug?

    How much did the $100 buy?
    20 footlongs

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    you should tell your BF that he is lying cause you found the money under her mattress and not in the jewelry box.

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    It is what it is. I Love Me Some Me's Avatar
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    Which brings up a question...I went to Subway the other day and ordered sub from their $5 menu. When the guy rang it up, it was $5.49. I just paid because i didn't want to look like a cheap-ass fighting over 49 cents. Should I have said something instead of just paying?

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    Tell you're BF his GF is an idiot for hiding money in a jewelry box.

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    right about pizzagate Blake's Avatar
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    Which brings up a question...I went to Subway the other day and ordered sub from their $5 menu. When the guy rang it up, it was $5.49. I just paid because i didn't want to look like a cheap-ass fighting over 49 cents. Should I have said something instead of just paying?
    you're at subway and you're worried about looking like a cheap ass?

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    00 06 12 13 20 21 32 44 5 bus driver's Avatar
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    Which brings up a question...I went to Subway the other day and ordered sub from their $5 menu. When the guy rang it up, it was $5.49. I just paid because i didn't want to look like a cheap-ass fighting over 49 cents. Should I have said something instead of just paying?
    yes, because they are stealing money from you! (just to stay on topic)
    i wouldnt, it sounds like tax. i think subway quality has gone down hill though

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    Which brings up a question...I went to Subway the other day and ordered sub from their $5 menu. When the guy rang it up, it was $5.49. I just paid because i didn't want to look like a cheap-ass fighting over 49 cents. Should I have said something instead of just paying?
    Do you get mad when McDonalds charges you 1.08 for something off their dollar menu?

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    You really should stay out of Donna's jewelry box, Kelso.

    Sincerely,
    Eric Foreman

    P.S.: DUDE, WHERE'S MY $100?

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    It is what it is. I Love Me Some Me's Avatar
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    you're at subway and you're worried about looking like a cheap ass?
    Says the guy who eats McDonald's $1 sausage biscuit and hash brown everyday.

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    Do you get mad when McDonalds charges you 1.08 for something off their dollar menu?
    No...the $5.49 was pre-tax.

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    Five-and-a-half-dollar-footlongs doesn't sound nearly as catchy.

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    Says the guy who eats McDonald's $1 sausage biscuit and hash brown everyday.
    one time I was at McDs in the drive thru and got one of those iced coffees. On the menu I read $1.99+tax. At the window, he charged me $2.50, so after asking "huh? $2.50?" he said "yeah, it's $2.29".

    I said, "no it's not, it's $1.99". He said, "what size were you looking at? Are you sure you read it right? I'ts ringing up $2.29 here on the computer so that's what I have to charge."

    That pissed me off.

    I pulled over, took a picture with my camera phone of the $1.99 on the menu and walked up to the drive thru guy and showed him, to which he said "oh".

    I told the manager that the guy was basically a jackass (in so many words) and walked out with a free bacon, egg, cheese mcgriddle with a side of heart attack.

    I'm definitely a cheap ass, but it's also the principle of the thing.

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    No...the $5.49 was pre-tax.
    So if $5.49 was pre-tax, how much did you pay, including tax?

    And did you have anything from the "add on" menu included?

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    one time I was at McDs in the drive thru and got one of those iced coffees. On the menu I read $1.99+tax. At the window, he charged me $2.50, so after asking "huh? $2.50?" he said "yeah, it's $2.29".

    I said, "no it's not, it's $1.99". He said, "what size were you looking at? Are you sure you read it right? I'ts ringing up $2.29 here on the computer so that's what I have to charge."

    That pissed me off.

    I pulled over, took a picture with my camera phone of the $1.99 on the menu and walked up to the drive thru guy and showed him, to which he said "oh".

    I told the manager that the guy was basically a jackass (in so many words) and walked out with a free bacon, egg, cheese mcgriddle with a side of heart attack.

    I'm definitely a cheap ass, but it's also the principle of the thing.


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    i think subway quality has gone down hill though
    It definitely has. And that's a bummer. Subway used to be decent.

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    Veteran jack sommerset's Avatar
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    one time I was at McDs in the drive thru and got one of those iced coffees. On the menu I read $1.99+tax. At the window, he charged me $2.50, so after asking "huh? $2.50?" he said "yeah, it's $2.29".

    I said, "no it's not, it's $1.99". He said, "what size were you looking at? Are you sure you read it right? I'ts ringing up $2.29 here on the computer so that's what I have to charge."

    That pissed me off.

    I pulled over, took a picture with my camera phone of the $1.99 on the menu and walked up to the drive thru guy and showed him, to which he said "oh".

    I told the manager that the guy was basically a jackass (in so many words) and walked out with a free bacon, egg, cheese mcgriddle with a side of heart attack.

    I'm definitely a cheap ass, but it's also the principle of the thing.
    Did you ask for something free,why a bacon,egg,cheese mcgriddle? Why did you go to the trouble of taking a photo. Why did that piss you off? Do you smoke or were you hung over or hungry? Why did what he say piss you off so much, it does not sound bad to me at all. How do you expect a fast food guy making 5 bucks a hour treat you? Why are you a cheap ass? 50 cents set you off. Do you do this alot? Why is 50 cents princple at McDonalds?

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    one time I was at McDs in the drive thru and got one of those iced coffees. On the menu I read $1.99+tax. At the window, he charged me $2.50, so after asking "huh? $2.50?" he said "yeah, it's $2.29".

    I said, "no it's not, it's $1.99". He said, "what size were you looking at? Are you sure you read it right? I'ts ringing up $2.29 here on the computer so that's what I have to charge."

    That pissed me off.

    I pulled over, took a picture with my camera phone of the $1.99 on the menu and walked up to the drive thru guy and showed him, to which he said "oh".

    I told the manager that the guy was basically a jackass (in so many words) and walked out with a free bacon, egg, cheese mcgriddle with a side of heart attack.

    I'm definitely a cheap ass, but it's also the principle of the thing.
    1. Did you actually call him a jackass?

    2. I hear those ice coffees taste like crap. Did it?

    3. LMAO harrell

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