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  1. #76
    World's Best Boss Michael Scott's Avatar
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    It hurt at first because of how long it was, but after awhile it was very satisfying and always left me wanting more
    That's what she said!

  2. #77
    World's Best Boss Michael Scott's Avatar
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    this thread jumped the shark when those really long posts were posted

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    Big shock to see Mono pulling original work again.

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    Big shock to see Mono pulling original work again.

  5. #80
    Ina world of hype, we win IronMexican's Avatar
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    I just turned on my 360 for the first time in a while

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    it's just too long- people want it to load fast

  7. #82
    adolis is altuve’s father monosylab1k's Avatar
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    Big shock to see Mono pulling original work again.
    I wanted to write 30 pages of drivel about the existence of God (or lack thereof) but I decided to post something people might enjoy reading.

  8. #83
    World's Best Boss Michael Scott's Avatar
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    it's just too long- people want it to load fast
    Thats what she said!

  9. #84
    Ina world of hype, we win IronMexican's Avatar
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    Speaking of Michea Scott. b2b episodes of the Office on TBS today

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    Forum Official Personal Life Coach BacktoBasics's Avatar
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    I wanted to write 30 pages of drivel about the existence of God (or lack thereof) but I decided to post something people might enjoy reading.
    A first hand account of your suicide would go over well.

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    A first hand account of your suicide would go over well.
    OOORRR an account of Mono killing Stretch and his gf then taking his own life would go over really well.

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    Speaking of Michea Scott. b2b episodes of the Office on TBS today
    never watched that show before.

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    You give great headache. Condemned 2 HelLA's Avatar
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    UPS.

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    adolis is altuve’s father monosylab1k's Avatar
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    Did you hear about Arby's new Martha's Vineyard Salad?
    It contains pieces of apples, cranberries and is covered with a robust rasberry vinegrette dressing. Don't forget to go New England and order a few shiney, pink, chunks of JFK Jr. brains.

    What was the forecast at Martha's Vineyard?
    Hazy, with widely scattered bodies and debris.

    What was the temperature off of Martha's Vineyard?
    Three below.

    What was JFK Jr drinking just before the crash?
    Ocean Spray.

    What were JFK Jr's favorite movies?
    Splash, Eyes Wide Shut, Waterworld, and Deep Impact

    What do Kennedys' fear most?
    Old age. Dying of natural causes.

    Why was JFK Jr flying that night?
    Ted Kennedy offered him a lift.

    What if Ted Kennedy was aboard?

    1. They could have used him as a flotation device.
    2. Teddy would have swam to shore.
    3. Everyone else would have still drowned.

    What scandal will JFK Jr be known for?
    Going down on Gay Head

    What do most pilots agree about JFK Jr?
    He would have nailed that landing on the third try.

    What was JFK Jr's last words?
    "I said pull back the joystick, not pull out the joystick."

    How does JFK Jr like his drinks?
    Watered down

    If the Kennedys are like royalty in the US, what is JFK Jr's le?
    Prince of Tides

    What about JFK Jr's future as a political leader?
    Dead in the water.

    Have you heard that the Franklin Mint will issue a JFK Jr Commemorative coin set?
    It will be all halves and quarters.

    Why did Maria Shriver marry Arnold Schwarzenegger?
    To breed a bullet-proof, drown-proof Kennedy that could ski.

    How did they do JFK Jr's autopsy?
    They pieced it together.

    Q. Why didn't JFK Jr. take a shower before he left for the Vineyard?
    A. He said he'd wash up on shore!

    Q. What's the Kennedy's flying motto?
    A. Your luggage will arrive before you do!

    Q. What do Kennedy's miss most about Martha's Vineyard?
    A. The runway.

    Q. Why was JFK Jr. flying to the Vineyard?
    A. He wanted to crash his cousin's wedding.

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    Ina world of hype, we win IronMexican's Avatar
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    never watched that show before.
    You need to.

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    I wait every week for some good live e.p.s or rare stuff to appear on itunes, and every week they give the same boring week after week

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    and while I'm on Itunes.... Why does Drew Barrymore, or bands like Hinder have/sell celebrity playlists? Who gives a what those no talent assholes listen to. You really think I'm going to believe that Drew Barrymore knows who Clap Your Hands Say Yeah is? That dingbat doesn't even know what day it is! And Hinder? If you really are influenced by the Rolling Stones, why the do you suck so bad? Don't put a bunch of good bands on your playlist because nobody wants to associate with you.

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    Ina world of hype, we win IronMexican's Avatar
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    Awesomeness. That episode when Dwight was checking people for weed is great.

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    DUDE you still havent sealed the deal on Maalox yet? even Orion sealed the deal on that one and he is gay.

  21. #96
    I will massacre you!
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    Did you hear about Arby's new Martha's Vineyard Salad?
    It contains pieces of apples, cranberries and is covered with a robust rasberry vinegrette dressing. Don't forget to go New England and order a few shiney, pink, chunks of JFK Jr. brains.

    What was the forecast at Martha's Vineyard?
    Hazy, with widely scattered bodies and debris.

    What was the temperature off of Martha's Vineyard?
    Three below.

    What was JFK Jr drinking just before the crash?
    Ocean Spray.

    What were JFK Jr's favorite movies?
    Splash, Eyes Wide Shut, Waterworld, and Deep Impact

    What do Kennedys' fear most?
    Old age. Dying of natural causes.

    Why was JFK Jr flying that night?
    Ted Kennedy offered him a lift.

    What if Ted Kennedy was aboard?

    1. They could have used him as a flotation device.
    2. Teddy would have swam to shore.
    3. Everyone else would have still drowned.

    What scandal will JFK Jr be known for?
    Going down on Gay Head

    What do most pilots agree about JFK Jr?
    He would have nailed that landing on the third try.

    What was JFK Jr's last words?
    "I said pull back the joystick, not pull out the joystick."

    How does JFK Jr like his drinks?
    Watered down

    If the Kennedys are like royalty in the US, what is JFK Jr's le?
    Prince of Tides

    What about JFK Jr's future as a political leader?
    Dead in the water.

    Have you heard that the Franklin Mint will issue a JFK Jr Commemorative coin set?
    It will be all halves and quarters.

    Why did Maria Shriver marry Arnold Schwarzenegger?
    To breed a bullet-proof, drown-proof Kennedy that could ski.

    How did they do JFK Jr's autopsy?
    They pieced it together.

    Q. Why didn't JFK Jr. take a shower before he left for the Vineyard?
    A. He said he'd wash up on shore!

    Q. What's the Kennedy's flying motto?
    A. Your luggage will arrive before you do!

    Q. What do Kennedy's miss most about Martha's Vineyard?
    A. The runway.

    Q. Why was JFK Jr. flying to the Vineyard?
    A. He wanted to crash his cousin's wedding.
    Yo face... we get it. You're not cute. You're not funny. You're a ing asshole, and if you keep posting these stupid ing posts, I will snap your off and jam it up your asshole.

  22. #97
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    Yo face... we get it. You're not cute. You're not funny. You're a ing asshole, and if you keep posting these stupid ing posts, I will snap your off and jam it up your asshole.
    Parody of a Parody = not funny at all

  23. #98
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    lol, cutler

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    i cant believe you bailed on the asswhoopin i was going to give you the other night in madden.

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    i cant believe you bailed on the asswhoopin i was going to give you the other night in madden.
    you. You always hit me up when I'm in the middle of a game.

    I will learn you soon.

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