Free Quattro Razor (18)

[ATRAIN]

I never told anyone but she has to know it got sent to me.

Yeah I told my friend never to say anything but that is tooooo funny. Maybe ill tell her on their wedding night.

[I. Hustle]

No I didn't keep it. That is the last thing I need my wife to see on my phone.

[ATRAIN]

No I didn't keep it. That is the last thing I need my wife to see on my phone.

Damn I was going to offer you a trade of the ho I mentioned above. She sent me a similar video.

[ashbeeigh]

Don't worry. I only sent the ones of us to people I trust. However I am very trusting.

mother er. So you're saying the whole quattro, except ATRAIN, has one?

[mrsmaalox]

No I didn't keep it. That is the last thing I need my wife to see on my phone.

You let your wife see your phone?! Fool!

[mrsmaalox]

mother er. So you're saying the whole quattro, except ATRAIN, has one?

I must say Ash, you are a woman of many talents

[ATRAIN]

mother er. So you're saying the whole quattro, except ATRAIN, has one?

Yeah what the ......how come I dont have one.

[I. Hustle]

Yeah what the ......how come I dont have one.

Ash said she didn't want you to get penis envy.

[I. Hustle]

You let your wife see your phone?! Fool!

Why wouldn't I?

[ORION]

Where do you work, ill help you out.


I have a funny story. A friend of mine got a picture message from another friend of ours girlfriend. When he opened the picture message it was a gif of some guy slapping some girl. He thought it was odd and fowarded it over to me. When I got it I noticed the subject of the message was "Remember when you did this to me". They have similar names so I think she meant to send it to her bf(my friend), but she sent it to my other friend hahahah.

That is funny. I posted on here one time that my wife's cousin sent me a gif of her playing with herself but it had her boyfriends name on it. I never told anyone but she has to know it got sent to me.

That never happens to me ! I think I need to start knowing more people.

[mrsmaalox]

Ash said she didn't want you to get penis envy.

Hang on a sec. Ashbeeigh has a penis?!

[mrsmaalox]

What the ?? There are 5 open bottles of salsa in my fridge. What did these people do while I was gone?!

[ATRAIN]

Ash said she didn't want you to get penis envy.

Hang on a sec. Ashbeeigh has a penis?!

I knew it ash has a long duc dong

[peewee's lovechild]

I've never cried to anyone; Viva talked to you of his own free will and I didn't even know about it until recently----and no, there is nothing you have done/said that can affect my real life. If Viva said that it was probably because he's a considerate person and was trying to save my feelings.

Pussy.

[peewee's lovechild]

It stinks like sex in here

Ass sex.

[ATRAIN]

Ass sex.

well now that your here.

[ATRAIN]

It stinks like sex in here

"and that was the first time i got crabs"

[ORION]

"and that was the first time i got crabs"

I can't wait until Super Troopers II comes out

[ATRAIN]

I can't wait until Super Troopers II comes out

How would you rate the Broken Lizards movies?

[peewee's lovechild]

well now that your here.

Now that I'm here what?

[peewee's lovechild]

I can't wait until Super Troopers II comes out

It's gonna kick all sorts of ass.

[ORION]

How would you rate the Broken Lizards movies?

what am I on trial here ? Should I have my lawyer present ?

[peewee's lovechild]

Orion needs to send me some more office ty pics.

[ATRAIN]

It's gonna kick all sorts of ass.

Hope you boys like Mexico.....yeeeeeeehaaaaawwwww!!!!

[peewee's lovechild]

It's been 14 years of silence
It's been 14 years of pain

It's been 14 years that are gone forever
And I'll never have again