Free Quattro Razor (18)

[peewee's lovechild]

your hired ! Man I want that damn Bobcat !

I'll get it to you when I get my first paycheck from the Sex Scooter Shoppe.

That's right, we're going to have a name change and the scooters are going to have a little change to them.

[ORION]

I once killed a pride of lion with the claw of a magical Bobcat that I had slain in an epic battle

[ORION]

I'll get it to you when I get my first paycheck from the Sex Scooter Shoppe.

That's right, we're going to have a name change and the scooters are going to have a little change to them.

They already make seats that vibrate

[I. Hustle]

I am on a conference call.

[peewee's lovechild]

They already make seats that vibrate

I was thinking about putting ticklers for the ladies and a flesh light attachment for the gentlemen.

[peewee's lovechild]

I once killed a pride of lion with the claw of a magical Bobcat that I had slain in an epic battle

I once killed an entire baboon family with a magical unicorn horn that was gifted to me by a strange fellow that came from the darkness of the eastern lands.

[I. Hustle]

I once killed a beer with a magical chug that delivered happiness

[ORION]

I am on a conference call. :yawn

fart.
man I remember we used to do conference calls with corporate in California. I would try so hard to make everyone laugh in the room to were they would have to mute the phone. I would get on the table and dry hump

[I. Hustle]

fart.
man I remember we used to do conference calls with corporate in California. I would try so hard to make everyone laugh in the room to were they would have to mute the phone. I would get on the table and dry hump

I wish they were that cool here. It is boring as here. All these pinche viejas do is complain all day. What sucks even more is that we are going to be set up with a phone queue and have to answer calls in regards to what we do. Man they their pants.
Every time it comes up they act like it is the first they have heard of it. I can't stand these stupid es.IT'S WORK! Get over it.

[Dr. Gonzo]

I love that little guy. I'm going to start over using this picture to the point that it is no longer amusing.

[peewee's lovechild]

I love that little guy.

Is it "love" like I really find this kid funny, or a more pedo-like kind of love?

[peewee's lovechild]

It is funny, though.

[peewee's lovechild]

The kid, not the pseudo pedo love.

[peewee's lovechild]

flo!!!

What up, bro?

Get me some of that Charm City cake.

[Dr. Gonzo]

NAMBLA type love.

[peewee's lovechild]

NAMBLA type love.

[Dr. Gonzo]

I don't know what it is about this beat but it sure sounds funky.

[peewee's lovechild]

If I had a time traveling DeLorian, I'd go back to May of 1994 and hire Morris Day and The Time to play at the Prom.

That would've been the coolest Prom ever.

We had a Tex-Mex group play on our Prom that year. I don't remember much of it because I was drunk.

That's what happens at Tex-Mex Proms.

[Dr. Gonzo]

In 1994 Morris Day could've really used the money.

[I. Hustle]

If I had a time traveling DeLorian, I'd go back to May of 1994 and hire Morris Day and The Time to play at the Prom.

I'd have to go with you so I could hit this chick that I didn't know was into me until WAY after I left that school.

[peewee's lovechild]

In 1994 Morris Day could've really used the money.

He could probably use the money right now.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'd have to go with you so I could hit this chick that I didn't know was into me until WAY after I left that school.

No worries, I probably banged her after Prom.

She was easy.

[ATRAIN]

I'd have to go with you so I could hit this chick that I didn't know was into me until WAY after I left that school.

DUDE I would totally line up the ones that I found out later wanted it. I hate that you find out that when its too late.

[ORION]

If I had a time traveling DeLorian, I'd go back to May of 1994 and hire Morris Day and The Time to play at the Prom.

That would've been the coolest Prom ever.

We had a Tex-Mex group play on our Prom that year. I don't remember much of it because I was drunk.

That's what happens at Tex-Mex Proms.

I would have used that time to kiss my friend's sister. I cannot go into detail about the chick because there are a few threads about her

[I. Hustle]

No worries, I probably banged her after Prom.

She was easy.

I don't doubt it. I just wanted a pice of it. BTW she would have a been a fresman at the time of your prom. I was. I think maybe a sophmore.

DUDE I would totally line up the ones that I found out later wanted it. I hate that you find out that when its too late.

Yeah I am friends with a girl I went to school with and she told me "If you only knew the girls that were into you" Not that there were tons but the ones she listed I would have liked to go a round or two with.