trust me, we haven't invented ....
dude we need to invent a time machine. Wait if we were to invent one wouldn't our past already be different? I am all jacked up now.
trust me, we haven't invented ....
lol yeah man. My freshman and sophmore year I didnt date anyone but JR and Senior year I wasted my time with a few prudish chicks. Had I known that I would have banged the ones that wanted to get down, not the ones I had to wait months to have sex with. same bull goes for college. Had I known my ex was a cheating when I was with her, I could have nailed at least 10 that I know of that wanted some of Atrain.
chicks in the math club
maybe its possible
"Special Needs" math club.
Maalox?
I don't even have a sister!!
Hahahaha, I once banged this girl who was running for prom queen. I was a sophmore and she was into me because I was a football player. I told her that I would vote for her if I could get some. And, I got some.
I didn't vote for anyone.
no no no .... No offense to Maalox but this chick is ridiculously hot
No offense taken! I'm well aware that I'm just plain hot.![]()
Isnt that the same thing as calling it the Cowloxx math club? We all you have special needs which involve your vag feeding on human males.
Hot flashes.
I have to call bs on this one. No way that worked. OK wait your from brownsville.....ok maybe it did work. everytime I go down to the valley I almost get raped several times a day by some of the turbo s that are down there. Its funny cause the only time I nail chicks in a car is down there. They dont care downt here. You wont even have to pony up money for a hotel room or anything.
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thats got to be the funniest thing you have said all day. Im glad you have a sense of humor. Cowloxx has jokes today.
power surge
Chicks with s club.
I was right about to go in for the kiss and he walked right in and said " hey guys, whats going on? " and I said to myself "nothing now!, sonofa !!!"
Then it definitely was not maalox.
It really is true.
I'd post the name of the girl's name, but I don't want cops and FBI agents to come down here and talk to my boss.
I will email you a picture of her
Sweet.
I'll probably touch my self with said pic.
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