Baby, honey, sweetie . . . the world should know.
ok sorry I meant finally gets laid again. pee wee its time for you to dust off the cobwebs again and take one for the team.
Baby, honey, sweetie . . . the world should know.
Don't you encourage him!
Just for that I may enlarge my sig and email it to you everyday.
LOL too late......enlarge that sig mel.
I can't be flirty with her because I would be staring at her fun bags the whole time.
That sig is up forever more. I have tried time and time again to no avail.
The Ravens f'ed the only chance of her taking it down last week, the assholes.
just go up to her........stick your face in her boobs......and proceed to motorboat.
The wedding is set for June.
We love June weddings.
There will be flowers and flutes. And, we'll get married on a mountain top and none of you will be invited.
Well telling her that she is banging pee wee isnt helping your case. I mean thats the equivalent to telling a male he is going to band cowlox.....that just aint right.
can I go if I get your a new UTSA football t shirt?
Dude, scientists are still coming up with names with all the new venerial diseases that come out of that snatch.
I'll opt for keeping my genitalia in place, thank you very much.
flo would love that.
He's a glutton for punishment.
Just use a trash bag and duck tape like you did last time and you will be ok.
Then, just grab them and milk her like a dairy cow.
I'd sooner have one of the UTSA s be my best man.
That's not motorboating dude... it's yachting.
Dude, her snatch ate it.
That thing is like Venom. It has a symbiotic relationship with matlock.
I kept saying "No!" to the sex, but she over powered me and said in a strange voice, "We needs it!".
It took months to recover.
I still sleep with the lights on and a picture of god on my wall, that being John Lennon.
PeeWee could you control your wife please?
LOL I think im going to change my name to Del.......it has a nice ring to it. LMAO
LMAO , well if thats yachting then maalox would be called what? Rigging?
So I've been creeped out already today.
Just for that, there will be viruses attached to those emails.
I got an email from a girl here that I don't like and really no one likes. She is apologizing to me and wants to be my friend again. I'm not going to respond because I feel weird
She wants to give you the palito.
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