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  1. #3301
    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    Depends on your definition of sex, I suppose. Most people see penetration, with a penis, as being sex. I, however, regard penetration as just a part of sex.
    even with that said, i'd still classify scissoring as the true way girls have sex with each other... it's really the only way they can be intimate with one another that a man couldnt do.

    unless the dude rubs his chode to her vag... but that's just gross and i regret even thinking that.
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    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    even better. you probably wont last long your first time.

    you can just blame it on her giant vagina.

    make her the bad guy.
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    arent you like 30?

    : p
    Was 30 just thrown out as an insult?
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    TW needs to find a girl who is into tall dudes.

    that usually means short hoochy mamma girls because they usually have nothing but short mexicans.

    youre totem spirit is a 5'1" chick on the south or west side.

    make it happen.
    Take TW to the movie theater on SW Military.
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    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    Take TW to the movie theater on SW Military.


    remember that couple in the back?

    the chick trying to cover up her boyfriend taking a piss?

    classy.
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    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    Was 30 just thrown out as an insult?
    ummm... no... women reach their sexual peak as they get older... i would never...
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    even with that said, i'd still classify scissoring as the true way girls have sex with each other... it's really the only way they can be intimate with one another that a man couldnt do.
    Why does sex between two girls have to be defined as the opposite of sex with a guy and a girl, though?
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    remember that couple in the back?

    the chick trying to cover up her boyfriend taking a piss?

    classy.
    Haha ... or the chicks at Ponderosa?
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  9. #3309
    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    Why does sex between two girls have to be defined as the opposite of sex with a guy and a girl, though?
    because in my mind i dont see finger ing or using a dildo on a girl as sex.

    i see it as 3rd base.

    scissoring on the other hand is straight up mixing of sexual fluids.
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    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    Haha ... or the chicks at Ponderosa?
    too many chicks at ponderosa to remember.
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    because in my mind i dont see finger ing or using a dildo on a girl as sex.

    i see it as 3rd base.

    scissoring on the other hand is straight up mixing of sexual fluids.
    I try to avoid the straight up mixing of sexual fluids when I guys. That's why I have neither herpes nor children.
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    too many chicks at ponderosa to remember.
    I'm surprised you never hooked up with a chick from Ponderosa. Most of them fit your standards.
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    I'm surprised you never hooked up with a chick from Ponderosa. Most of them fit your standards.
    Welfare ?
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    I'm surprised you never hooked up with a chick from Ponderosa. Most of them fit your standards.
    vagina?
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    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    I try to avoid the straight up mixing of sexual fluids when I guys. That's why I have neither herpes nor children.
    but do you at least get the point im trying to make?

    obviously condoms change that aspect... but it's still reproductive organ against reproductive organ.
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    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    I'm surprised you never hooked up with a chick from Ponderosa. Most of them fit your standards.
    lies!

    my standards are decently high.

    anything OVER a 6 1/2
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    but do you at least get the point im trying to make?

    obviously condoms change that aspect... but it's still reproductive organ against reproductive organ.
    I get it, but I see sex differently. My definition of "sex" is a bit more fluid and changes depending on the context and people involved.

    It's true that if I was physically intimate with a guy but never went any further than a blowjob, I probably wouldn't consider that we'd had sex. However, I've been with several girls with whom there was nothing but oral and fingering, but due to the context/setting/feelings involved I would definitely say that we ed.
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    lies!

    my standards are decently high.

    anything OVER a 6 1/2
    I hate you!
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    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    I'm gonna go with she was a furry.

    She went with the fox and he was a seal.
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    the baby has your mustache
    Hahahahaha, the stache don't lie.
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    No. That's ewe mom.
    Thank you for getting that
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    Dude, scientists are still coming up with names with all the new venerial diseases that come out of that snatch.

    I'll opt for keeping my genitalia in place, thank you very much.
    Not to sound like the "spelling police"...BUT...PW, don't you work in a library??? , dictionary.com...try using it. I thought you were smart enough to use spell check PW. My image of you is shattered, the pedestal has crumbled into pieces.
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    Siren with a Siren RashoFan's Avatar
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    LMAO , well if thats yachting then maalox would be called what? Rigging?
    Supertanking???
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    Siren with a Siren RashoFan's Avatar
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    No. She has a palito.
    WTF is a palito???
    A: vetern Filipino slapstick comedian
    B: an unincorporated community off Farm Road 734, situated fifteen miles southwest of Alice in west central Jim Wells County, Texas
    C:A hispanic singer
    D: some weird ass sex disease
    E:????
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