Free Quattro Razor (18)

[peewee's lovechild]

Apparently, it's okay to work in the FBI if you're a pussy.

[IronMexican]

I've been stressing what to get my girl for Valentines day

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Falcon punch.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

So let me get this straight. CuckingFunt is afraid to do a line the size of a grain of salt, yet she did X three times, and on twice of those occasions she scissored another chick?

I'm missing something in this equation.

[ATRAIN]

It would of been awesome if he challenged you to a dance off

LOL Steven would get served like Voltron.

You have no idea how kick ass my Roger Rabbit is.

[peewee's lovechild]

I've been stressing what to get my girl for Valentines day

Hey, Mexican, get her an iron.

[RashoFan]

Cha-Chas either location. I used to play basketball with the owners son. They have many flavors. even cabbage flavor

You are the second person to say ChaCha's...thanks.

[RashoFan]

ingredients: Margarita Mix, Patron, ice and 2 lbs of xanax

[RashoFan]

Can't think of a better place to hit 25K than the Quattro.

WTG Mikey

[florige]

I have no idea what those s are doing.

All I know is that the whole world knows them for the pussies they are.

What happened again?

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Del Cid Keller

roflrofl

[ORION]

ing ity ! I can't stop coughing

[Dr. Gonzo]

[Trainwreck2100]

he had a leach on his balls, and didn't know what to do. His parents smelled the rubber he had on and knew he was banging that chick and thats how he got the leach

[Trainwreck2100]

I had these kids try to prank call me, they brought up my mom and said they wanted her number. So i told them to dial 226-3232 and she'll tell them what time it is. And they actually did that

[to21]

Leach on the balls is a risk you take when you getting trim in a creek.

[IronMexican]

[Trainwreck2100]

[mrsmaalox]

Whoa look at the time. I am not so good at staying up all night anymore. I need caffeine. Lots of caffeine and Zoloft for this excruciating headache...

[JudynTX]

You stayed up all night because of the headache?

[to21]

Whoa look at the time. I am not so good at staying up all night anymore. I need caffeine. Lots of caffeine and Zoloft for this excruciating headache...

Why up all night? Where you one of the 15?

[mrsmaalox]

You stayed up all night because of the headache?

Oh no. I felt just fine all night ; it's this morning----er, afternoon that the headache has appeared!

[JudynTX]

Oh no. I felt just fine all night ; it's this morning----er, afternoon that the headache has appeared!

Well I hope you feel better. Last time I pulled an all nighter was while we were in Chicago, not a good idea when you're on vacation.

[mrsmaalox]

Why up all night? Where you one of the 15?

I wonder how he feels!

[ORION]

I had these kids try to prank call me, they brought up my mom and said they wanted her number. So i told them to dial 226-3232 and she'll tell them what time it is. And they actually did that

and your mom tells us her "downtown" temperature. She needs a little warming up today