^^Why don't you two get a room and enact all your fantasies, you s?
As for Ben, he wins. Something that all those other QBs with better stats struggle with. It's like the NBA, you can say that Wade, Howard, CP3, Bosh, Dirk, Jefferson, Granger, Amare etc are all putting up better stats than Tim Duncan. Obviously all those guys are expected to do more for their teams than Duncan is. Duncan has a better team, better coaching and a better defensive team around him.
Throw in Lebron and Kobe (the only 2 guys in the L actually better than Tim), and that means Duncan should be outside the top 10, right? Wrong. No way would you take any of those guys on your team in the playoffs over Timmy. That he doesn't have to up 25/12 every night doesn't mean he can't do it when needed. Ben might play poorly on certain nights, but in the 4th quarter of a big playoff game the Steelers go with an empty backfield against a D that will be trying their damndest to stop the pass. And Ben will pick them apart methodically.
I rather have that than a Rivers, Cutler or McNabb who'll fatten their stats in meaningless games and then have their nuts shrivel up when it matters.