you know they are just little wooden cars right and not soapbox cars that kids fit in?
We have a temp here at work that I thought looked like a stripper for some reason. Then today she comes in wearing fishnet stockings. I have to be right... right? She's got that nice body but used up face. Like she spent one too many nights in a smokey place.
damn I think I just wrote a song.
Send me a pic of her ties and tell you if she's a stripper.We have a temp here at work that I thought looked like a stripper for some reason. Then today she comes in wearing fishnet stockings. I have to be right... right? She's got that nice body but used up face. Like she spent one too many nights in a smokey place.
damn I think I just wrote a song.
She is thin and wears tight shirts. They look a bit big for her frame. Not huge just big.
She's just a ... not a stripper. There is a fine line.
I'll make the decision when you send me a pic.
I don't care what it is. If 8 cats are pulling it it's funny
you send some pictures
Yeah that would be funny.
If I take pictures of students, and I wish I could (believe me), I'll get fired and sued.
So, I don't think so.
I should make a commercial. a guy's car breaks down and he goes to his trunk and there are 8 cats in cages and 8 harnesses. Then the next scene is the car flying down the road with the cats hooked up and towing the car
what !? What !?
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
I kind of get those lyrics and kind of don't. What yard is she talking about? And milkshake means b00bs right? So does that mean she is lactating?
Actually, the direct translation is:
"I need an incomprehensible hook that will get stuck in people's heads for days."
I <3 Facebook...
I <3 alcohol, i don't know why i gave it up. Actually i do (sorry Ellises) but dammit if i'm not buzzin like a mother er
What a ty night. I found out my girlfriend got pregant by her previius boyfriend before I got with her. Then she wants to stay together. She's such an idiot.
She's still preggo and wants to stay with you or has she already used the coat hanger?
ION, the biscuits and gravy I had for breakfast were delicious.
Was her name Maria or Guadalupe?
Now I feel like going to Cracker Barrel to get me some biscuits and gravy.
Coat hanger? I told if she wanted an abortion and got really pissed at me. Needless to say, I broke up with her. I guess its good she was pregnant before I ended up getting her pregnant.
Can't it be both?
See. You should have listened to me.
Biscuits and gravy would be heavenly this morning, but I don't have the energy to go out to breakfast or to make them myself.
This one is WAY TOO EASY. I'll leave it to someone else.
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