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    we rang stretch's Avatar
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    just took a , and it was the worst smelling diarreah of all time. it was so bad that i ended up barfing.

    i have the chills, dizziness, weak muscles, fever, coughing and wheezing, hacking up brown mucus, diarreah, and vomiting.

    what the do you call all of that?

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    You have a bug that is going around. Don't eat anything unless you want to braf tonight.

    You have to sip on Gatorade and take some sleeping pills and sleep it off for two days.

    If you go to the doctor they will give you a shot and a bag or two of fluid in an IV.

    After two days from now from chills and sweating in your bed wishing you was dead? You can eat a chicken cup of noddle soup.

    I hope you don't have a job there is no way you can work. you will feel so weak you will hardly be able to read any ST topics.

    And the sad part is someone in your home will get it also.

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    god ing dammit

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    Moss is Da Sauce! mouse's Avatar
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    Keep me up dated.

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    That happened to me once. Lasted for 24 hours. It was food poison. Chinese food made by Mexicans.

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    Those are AIDS symptoms.

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    Believe.
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    Sounds like a stomach virus of some sort.

    Aside from the brown mucus, I get this once a year. I never get sick, ever...I just get this once a year.

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    That happened to me once. Lasted for 24 hours. It was food poison. Chinese food made by Mexicans.
    That is was I hoping i had. But this is different you have fever, sweats. you can't sleep you can't eat. all you do is and barf. And its a 48 hour at least.

    Food poisoning you get more cramps in the abdomen area.

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    First thing you need to do is disinfect everything....then remove all the black people from the house.

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    First thing you need to do is disinfect everything....then remove all the black people from the house.
    Wow.

    Just, wow.

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    LOL @ mouse being the worlds leading expert on the flu since he had it recently.

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    Believe. Alex Jones's Avatar
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    LOL @ mouse being the worlds leading expert on the flu since he had it recently.

    Kinda like your an expert on giving men head.

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    Kinda like your an expert on giving men head.
    No Alex, no.

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    LOL @ mouse being the worlds leading expert on the flu since he had it recently.
    Who said I was an expert? I just had this same sickness two weeks ago and thought I may share my experiences. You see not everyone uses forums to insult others. They sometimes can be informative.

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    Who said I was an expert? I just had this same sickness two weeks ago and thought I may share my experiences. You see not everyone uses forums to insult others. They sometimes can be informative.
    Well then you let me know which of your trolls are for insulting and which aren't and I'll try to obey those rules from here on.

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    Well then you let me know which of your trolls are for insulting and which aren't and I'll try to obey those rules from here on.

    You don't even listen to Kori and your going to listen to a troll?

    Nigra please!

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    You don't even listen to Kori and your going to listen to a troll?

    Nigra please!
    I listened to kori everytime she's e-yelled at me.............just reluctantly.

    See, I'm not a little like you, and I don't roll over whenever anyone tells me too.

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    lmao stretch

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    Lot of bad viruses going around. Many last several days.

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    Lol, stretch getting sick.

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    being sick its ing sucky

    if i miss work, my ing dumbass boss is going to and demand a doctors note or some stupid bull like that.



    lol cutler

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    A doctors note will be the least of your worries 12 hours from now.

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    Those are AIDS symptoms.
    did magic give him a visit?

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    Any updates?

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    just took a , and it was the worst smelling diarreah of all time. it was so bad that i ended up barfing.

    i have the chills, dizziness, weak muscles, fever, coughing and wheezing, hacking up brown mucus, diarreah, and vomiting.

    what the do you call all of that?
    you're not sick, you're just gay

    it's not brown mucus you're gagging on, dumb

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