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  1. #3876
    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    how much? I know a lot about Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Can I write about that?
    Sadly, no.

    I'm writing a (relatively short) paper on this:

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  2. #3877
    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    Sadly, no.

    I'm writing a (relatively short) paper on this:

    Holy Crap! You need a story on a flying Vagina?!? I have like 3 stories about flying vaginas!
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  3. #3878
    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    Holy Crap! You need a story on a flying Vagina?!? I have like 3 stories about flying vaginas!
    It's not a vagina.

    And it's an art history paper, not creative writing.
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    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    It's not a vagina.

    And it's an art history paper, not creative writing.
    That is a side ways picture of a vag with swollen labia
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  5. #3880
    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    That is a side ways picture of a vag with swollen labia
    It's the artist's ex-girlfriend's mouth, actually. And it is also intended to represent two people having sex. Sexual, yes. Vag, no.
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  6. #3881
    Ina world of hype, we win IronMexican's Avatar
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    Now I know how it looks when a girl is mouth ing me.
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  7. #3882
    Govt, stay away!
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    What is the name of the piece Cucking?
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  8. #3883
    Govt, stay away!
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    It's the artist's ex-girlfriend's mouth, actually. And it is also intended to represent two people having sex. Sexual, yes. Vag, no.

    I'm a total re apparently.

    I didn't see that.

    I saw it as more of a person's lips free to wander, or free to find someone else.

    Hence the lips flying or "free"
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  9. #3884
    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    Now I know how it looks when a girl is mouth ing me.
    That's not at all what it looks like, unless she's got a really ed up technique.
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  10. #3885
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    I'm a total re apparently.

    I didn't see that.

    I saw it as more of a person's lips free to wander, or free to find someone else.

    Hence the lips flying or "free"
    flying snooch
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  11. #3886
    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    What is the name of the piece Cucking?
    "Observatory Time - The Lovers," Man Ray, 1934

    I'm a total re apparently.

    I didn't see that.

    I saw it as more of a person's lips free to wander, or free to find someone else.

    Hence the lips flying or "free"
    Man Ray painted it after he split from Lee Miller (the lips) and they fact that they're floating in the sky is representative of the fact that she, as well as the sex act, are out of reach. There's a lot more to it than that, since there always is in Dada and Surrealism, but that's the gist.
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  12. #3887
    Ina world of hype, we win IronMexican's Avatar
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    Girls really stress me out. Idk why she would ask me what she should do if the moment I tell her, she flips out. It's my opinion, and you asked for it. What kind of girl has a kid at 15?
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    Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Viva Las Espuelas's Avatar
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    Joke right? Because I loooove grits and I will kick myself if some place has been serving them all this time and I didn't know!! But I can't stomach biscuits and gravy; biscuits are okay but I don't do any kind of gravy
    biscuits and gravy.
    baked water and flour
    and
    watery heated flour

    makes me scratch my head, but it's damn good.
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    ATRAIN is gay peewee's lovechild's Avatar
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    I'm going to paint a turd with clouds and hills in the background.

    I'll call it "Bowels released to the sound of fresh country air".

    It will be a masterpiece.
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    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    I aced art modern art history.

    I"l right you're papar.
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    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    I can't stand going to the rodeo at night. How many 5'4" Mexicans can possibly own shirts with Benjamin Franklin wearing a bandanna around his mouth?

    It has to be in the 1000's.

    Hopefully I don't have to go this year.
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    I can't stand going to the rodeo at night. How many 5'4" Mexicans can possibly own shirts with Benjamin Franklin wearing a bandanna around his mouth?

    It has to be in the 1000's.

    Hopefully I don't have to go this year.
    They sell those at Wal-Mart
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  18. #3893
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    I'm ing freezing.

    I have learned that my apartment is only ever at a comfortable temperature when the girl downstairs is home and has her heater on. I need to find a way to convince her to be a shut in.
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    I'm ing freezing.

    I have learned that my apartment is only ever at a comfortable temperature when the girl downstairs is home and has her heater on. I need to find a way to convince her to be a shut in.
    Bake her a pie to leave her heater on.
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  20. #3895
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    Bake her a pie to leave her heater on.
    If I was willing to bake, I wouldn't need her heater on. I reckon my oven would do a pretty good job of keeping my apartment warm.
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  21. #3896
    Ina world of hype, we win IronMexican's Avatar
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    I'm ing freezing.

    I have learned that my apartment is only ever at a comfortable temperature when the girl downstairs is home and has her heater on. I need to find a way to convince her to be a shut in.
    You live in LA? It's a lot warmer than yesterday. Idk about the weekend, since I was in Riverside. But it was ing freezing there.
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  22. #3897
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    You live in LA? It's a lot warmer than yesterday. Idk about the weekend, since I was in Riverside. But it was ing freezing there.
    I don't live in LA. Grew up there, but currently live up in Humboldt County. It's cold and rainy here today.
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  23. #3898
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    So, I have made a habit of driving on the upper level of 10 the past few weeks. I have never done this...but now when I drive on the lower level I feel all squimy on the lower level with only two lanes.... As I am driving past the Culebra and Bandera exit I notice an enourmous Adam and Eve billboard. It is awesome. just fyi for anyone site seeing in SA.
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  24. #3899
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    Where the is ORION?
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  25. #3900
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    Where the is ORION?
    Drooling over his co-workers im sure
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