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Do you bring your own fork and spoon?
why is it that when you order water at a restaurant, that half the time you have to ask for a straw? I don't follow the waiter's logic that if I order something that doesn't cost anything that I would rather drink out of the germ ridden side of the glass.
Do you bring your own fork and spoon?
I hate when it takes a waiter/waitress a long time to bring my check.
I have a good amount of patience when I'm waiting to be sat, waiting for my order, waiting for my food...that stuff takes time. But after I've eaten, I am usually full and don't feel like sitting in a restaurant watching people eat. I'm ready to pay and go. And the only thing you're waiting for is the server to pay attention to you.
I prefer it when they leave the check when they come to check up on you, but I know that they're supposed to wait and try to peg you for desert. Still, I hate having to ask for my check, wait 5 minutes to get it, wait 5 more minutes for them to collect it, then wait another 10 to sign the ticket.
Only two real pet peeves for me: having the server ask me if I want my change when I'm paying with cash, and the "accidental" boob graze.
I really hate when wait staff call people "you guys". Especially when it's to senior citizens.
It also pisses me off when the waiter throws me down on the table and sticks his tongue down my throat!
Obviously this wouldn't happen in a quality restaurant, but I was eating breakfast at a dumpy little place a couple weeks ago and when I asked the waitress for a cup of coffee, she flatly replied, "no," as if to be humorous. , don't make me beg. I'm not interested in this petty banter with your old ass, just bring me my damn coffee.
no, but I have asked the waiter for plastic ware before.
Yeah, I'm might be an asshole in terms of what I expect, but I disagree with Pink; I tip well regardless of service.
waiters/waitresses can no longer carry straws in their aprons. it has something to do with a health hazard, so they only give out straws when asked for.
I hate that too, but I hate it worse when I pay with cash and the waiter takes forever to bring me my change....
they obviously do that in the hopes that you will lose patience and just leave so that they can keep the $19 left over after you have given two twenties on a $21 bill.
huh? even if they are wrapped?
Ive seen them carry straws in the aprons pretty recently.......
news to me.
so you've had a waitress "accidentally" boob graze you? I want that.
I've had that waiter!It also pisses me off when the waiter throws me down on the table and sticks his tongue down my throat!
Only when he tried that on me, I cracked the wine bottle over his head and shoved his face into the mashed potatoes. I don't think stretch will ever try that again.
I hate going to a restaurant and hearing people who are picky as on their order. Or want their done an exact way. If you wanted the done like that...then make it at home.
If I want to send a message, I'll bust out the calculator and tip 15%. Down to the penny. I never go lower than that, though.
I've never had a waitress do it, but I've had MANY male servers who put the plate down and follow it with a full arm boob graze that they think I won't notice and/or mention. I have friends who have had the same thing happen.
Ah that takes me back to being a waiter.
The art of the boob graze by the waiter is a skillful art that if done correctly goes unnoticed, and sometimes leads toa phone number, but if done incorrectly can lead to a lower tip and disgruntled customers.
i remember being in a restaurant about two months ago and i could hear this lady placing her order and she asked "How big is your small" for a burger,i mean c'mon is it a damn small.
It never goes unnoticed. Ever. Sometimes people just don't feel like making a fuss about it in the middle of a restaurant, though.Ah that takes me back to being a waiter.
The art of the boob graze by the waiter is a skillful art that if done correctly goes unnoticed, and sometimes leads toa phone number, but if done incorrectly can lead to a lower tip and disgruntled customers.
I believe it. I used to have a couple friends work as waiters who told me they used to do that kind of stuff.
One of them got a phone number left on the check one time after doing that.
holy sh1t!Ah that takes me back to being a waiter.
The art of the boob graze by the waiter is a skillful art that if done correctly goes unnoticed, and sometimes leads toa phone number, but if done incorrectly can lead to a lower tip and disgruntled customers.
I posted before I even read this....
there you go......confirmation that it works.
and if a fuss is made, all the waiter has to do is say "I am so sorry ma'am, that was an accident. Please forgive me." What can the chick say after that?
and , even if you get fired from your gig at Chili's, big deal......you just move down the street to Applebees.
I hate it when the waiter bring the food and puts one of the hot plates in reaching distance of my daughters...
+100i hate it when the waiter bring the food and puts one of the hot plates in reaching distance of my daughters...
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