"Citibank will make a profit this quarter, I swear."
or if you prefer:
or provide your own image.
Just because we have lost a few trillion dollars somehere in the vacinity of the latrine, doesn't mean it can't still be funny dammit.
"Citibank will make a profit this quarter, I swear."
"I am Alan Greenspan. And, yes, my penis really is this big."
It could be worse guys. We could all be living out of tents.
"Cramer did not recommend that stock, he is telling everybody to sell it now, and, he spits on the mother of the CEO, I swear."
Oy vey!
"...then he says, 'alright, alright...I'll taste the soup. Where's the spoon?'....Aha....Aha......"
"Do you especk inglish? No hablo ingles."
Our new administration will have COMPLETE transparency of the budget process and we will ELIMINATE earmarks!
That was good.
If I may, here is possibly better:
Our new administration will have COMPLETE transparency of the budget process, will ELIMINATE earmarks, and give everybody magic ponies, I swear!
At the very least, you gotta add the "I swear" part at the end of captions for that.
Free markets are magic, I tell you. Why, just this morning the free market fairy left a stack of cash THIS BIG under my pillow.
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