Free Quattro Razor (19)

[peewee's lovechild]

no it was your mom because I just took the nose plugs off and it smells like a sack full of assholes

You're still a .

[batman2883]

I need to piss something fierce!!!

[batman2883]

you're still a .

peewee has your number orion

[ORION]

peewee has your number orion

Shut up ! Before I fry up some mecco and put it in your bill millers tea

[batman2883]

Shut up ! Before I fry up some mecco and put it in your bill millers tea

i dont like bill millers tea

[CuckingFunt]

I have to leave in a couple of minutes to go have a root canal. I'm finding it hard to make myself get ready.

That wasn't so bad. I'm kind of a pussy for being nervous.

[ORION]

Shut up ! Before I fry up some mecco and put it in your bill millers tea

i dont like bill millers tea

but you like the fried mecco...

[ORION]

That wasn't so bad. I'm kind of a pussy for being nervous.

when you came to was the first thing you saw is the dentist zipping up his pants?

[CuckingFunt]

when you came to was the first thing you saw is the dentist zipping up his pants?

I was never out. He used novocaine, not nitrous.

[peewee's lovechild]

"Who did dookie in the urinal, mmkay?"

[peewee's lovechild]

Novocaine is an underrated movie.

[CuckingFunt]

Novocaine is an underrated movie.

I had someone trying to talk to me when I watched that one so I was kind of distracted, but I remember wanting to like it more than I actually did.

[CuckingFunt]

"Okay. When I tell you to crank it, you go ahead and do whatever it is people do when they're told to do that."

[to21]

That wasn't so bad. I'm kind of a pussy for being nervous.

I didn't hurt when you got drilled?

[CuckingFunt]

I didn't hurt when you got drilled?

Nope. Not at all.

[peewee's lovechild]

Nope. Not at all.

Did you get drilled hard?

[CuckingFunt]

Did you get drilled hard?

Not really. He was gentle.

[maricha]

but the question you must ask yourself:
did you get the service you were paying for?

[angel_luv]

This morning, I had a nightmare right before waking up to come to work.

I dreamed I was one of the older kids of the mom of the octuplets.

But it was extra weird because the dad in my dream was the dad from that TLC show about the Duggar family- 18 kids and counting.

I can't imagine living in a household with that many kids. Every meal would be such a production. The house would never ever be quiet. And I would probably never be anywhere alone.

The nightmare was not scary but was super stressful. I was so glad to wake up from it.

[batman2883]

back the up antonio!!!

[ashbeeigh]

Ash I didnt angry text you, arent you proud of me?

you're one lucky bas after last nights shenanigans. You probably should have received an angry text, but didn't.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

you're one lucky bas after last nights shenanigans. You probably should have received an angry text, but didn't.

So ash is up to shenanigans?
I call shenanigans.

[peewee's lovechild]

Ash is as dirty .

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

So who's going to AdultCon this weekend?

[peewee's lovechild]

So who's going to AdultCon this weekend?

I have an AdultCon everyday in my pants.