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Mouse had a career?it's chode, mouse.
Which would explain your pathetic excuse for a "stand-up career"... in' dolt.
This ASF person makes the Club not fun anymore.
Mouse had a career?it's chode, mouse.
Which would explain your pathetic excuse for a "stand-up career"... in' dolt.
I notice posters love to insult and threaten Mouse and SequSpur could it be they are both 4 ft 5? If ASF was a real man why not tell Bigzax he will kick his ass?
No, ME, you silly head. Bring something to this argument about ME. Why do you insist on bringing Dawn into this? She's NOT INTERESTED. She's not interested in me and she's damn sure not interested being the virtual weapon you use to attack anybody on this forum with. You started this bull by attacking her for no reason, and YOU are the one posting stupid vulgar things about her. Sounds to me like YOU are the obsessed stalker.That's classy, I can see why Dawn would just divorce her husband in a heartbeat to spend as much time with you as humanly possible.
Dawn if your reading this do me, and everyone who has to read ASF's sexual deprived rants on a daily basis, please give him a BJ!!
a hand job,....... something...what's your price?
I wish you could give him a real world class ing, not one of those were you just lay there spread eagle, no sir! This job calls for a good old fashion sexual experience, I want it it last, Jump on his pathetic skinny poor excuse for the male anatomy and ride his redneck ass like John Travolta did that mechanical bull in the movie Urban cowboy.
I want to to hear he came so loud funyuns started oozing out his lose anus.
Please Dawn! I beg of you! I am not sure how many Gtgs I can avoid so this obsessive stalker with a death wish can live out his dream. I don't ask you for much so can you do me a solid?
Thanks!
If anybody is violating the rules of this forum, I submit that YOU are the one doing it. If the above post isn't offensive enough to get you banned, then nothing is.
Be a man for once in your worthless life and leave Dawn the alone.
Because Bigzax has class. Bigzax doesn't continuously post vile, disgusting things about someone (in a public position, I might add) who didn't ask for, and damn sure doesn't deserve to be included in your moronic attacks on me.I notice posters love to insult and threaten Mouse and SequSpur could it be they are both 4 ft 5? If ASF was a real man why not tell Bigzax he will kick his ass?
Kindly off.
Now you know how we all feel when we read your Dawn glossing in every topic that has Ticket 760 in the tle. You seem to get a pass when it comes to bringing up her name.
Look brah, deep down inside I really feel sorry for you. I to once had a crush on a girl back in the 6th grade, it almost destroyed me also.
But I survived, and so can you. They have pills for that today and I am sure the Frito-Lay cooperation has a decent Insurance plan, why not use it and get some counseling?
Kicking my ass and asking Kori to ban me is not really the answer. Your problems will always be waiting for you when you wake up the next day in your double wide. You need some sort of religious experience, or a Russian mail order bride.
I do hope you get better, you used to be funny and smart poster. Now your just an old sexually frustrated jaded out truck driver that wishes he could fly a B-17.
If it will save you from jail time, or make you a better person I will ban myself just to show you I am the better person. I may joke around and push the envelope as seen with the Chris Duel you mouse PMs and emails.
But I honestly think Dawn is a bigger person and is really not hurt in any way. If I am wrong then I will Pm or Email her back when she alerts me of my inexcusable behavior.
It won't be necessary I will let you run the Club have fun.If anybody is violating the rules of this forum, I submit that YOU are the one doing it. If the above post isn't offensive enough to get you banned, then nothing is.
Bringing up her name is one thing, genius. The you post is completely and utterly uncalled for.
There...see? I knew you could do it.Look brah, deep down inside I really feel sorry for you. I to once had a crush on a girl back in the 6th grade, it almost destroyed me also.
But I survived, and so can you. They have pills for that today and I am sure the Frito-Lay cooperation has a decent Insurance plan, why not use it and get some counseling?
You asked for me to be banned first, skippy. Short term memory usually doesn't last long when you're stoned.Kicking my ass and asking Kori to ban me is not really the answer.
You got everything right except the Russian broad part.Your problems will always be waiting for you when you wake up the next day in your double wide. You need some sort of religious experience, or a Russian mail order bride.
I do hope you get better, you used to be funny and smart poster. Now your just an old sexually frustrated jaded out truck driver that wishes he could fly a B-17.
Drama queen forum.If it will save you from jail time, or make you a better person I will ban myself just to show you I am the better person. I may joke around and push the envelope as seen with the Chris Duel you mouse PMs and emails.
Of course she is, but that isn't the point here. She shouldn't HAVE to be a bigger person, because YOU should have been a better person and not involved her in this.But I honestly think Dawn is a bigger person and is really not hurt in any way. If I am wrong then I will Pm or Email her back when she alerts me of my inexcusable behavior.
When did I ever say I wanted to run the Club? Oh yeah...maybe in the DQ forum.It won't be necessary I will let you run the Club have fun.
And you should definitely be banned for subjecting the good folks of this here board to my ugly ass grille again.
It's formal scientific medical name is "Mark Cuban".
It's amazing how many people confuse chode with taint. In fact, I thought a chode was a taint back in the beavis and butthead days. I'll allow chodes to be taints, if its used in a funny enough way. But taints can't be chodes. Ever.
"Dont forget the taint!"
I prefer grundle.
im glad this thread got back on track before i had to step in and do something
Penis that looks like a tuna can?
Sorry, man...
We now return you to your regularly scheduled chode discussion, already in progress.
chode = taint and taint = chode.
I dont care who says otherwise.
Otherwise.
(from Urban Dictionary)
Chode
1. A chode is a bunch of people that sit around and argue over the definition of the word chode.
OMG.... it turns out I AM a chode!
most to least desirable
1. your chode explodes
2. your chode gets bloadded
3. your chode implodes
implode
which is what the spurs did tonight
Tonight Michael Finley's chode imploded which caused a chain reaction of Tony Parker's chode imploding, followed by Pop and Tim Duncan having simultaneous chode implosion.
So, it was a chode reaction.
reason why parker missed and missed....
reason why parker missed and missed....
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