My best friend is white, and my white girlfriend thinks I am a sellout

[peewee's lovechild]

Is chorizo the accurate sausage choice in this case? Hot link, maybe.

I'm not going to speculate as to what sausage might be appropriate for this fellow.

[CuckingFunt]

I'm not going to speculate as to what sausage might be appropriate for this fellow.

I was thinking in terms of ethnic accuracy, not size or shape.

[peewee's lovechild]

I was thinking in terms of ethnic accuracy, not size or shape.

Do Africans make sausage?

[CuckingFunt]

Do Africans make sausage?

I don't know. There are many varieties of African cuisine.

I still think a hot link would be fitting, though.

[peewee's lovechild]

I don't know. There are many varieties of African cuisine.

I still think a hot link would be fitting, though.

Eubola Sausage?

[CuckingFunt]

Eubola Sausage?

Boerewors, apparently.

[Homeland Security]

I hate to break it you Carlton, but Tiffany, or Meghan, or whatever the her name is, does not actually love you, specifically. What she is in love with is the idea of being with a black man. You apparently fill the bill for fulfilling her fantasy without being so culturally black that it scares her off. She can convince herself that she is all rebellious and street without actually having to give up her A&F country club bowhead ways. However, your having white friends threatens to shatter that illusion for her.

[word]

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we had a huge fight last night and have not communicated aside from sex since.

how am i a sellout for having a white friend?

Who cares. If you can have a *huge* fight with your girlfriend and she shuts up but still gives you sex....that's a WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER !!!

[whottt]

You're free to be friends with whoever you want.

Me personally? I live in the whitest state in the union, I am white, almost all my friends are white or hispanic and I would have to say, compared to most black or hispanic people I've met, caucasians ing suck. A bunch of greedy assholes. I'm ashamed of my race and if I were in your skin, as it were, I'd probably be wearing a suit, a bowtie and a pair of Ray-Bans.

You're dating a female version of ballijuana, ombamasucks...Props

[CuckingFunt]

Unconventional and rebellious. He turns taste on its head for a shocking masterpiece of vivid color that defies convention. A truly unique ST profile page, one that will no doubt be the page by which other pages are judged. - Spurminator

No wonder so many people love my profile.

[whottt]

So what are you getting at exactly?

[TDMVPDPOY]