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  1. 03-24-2009 #1
    BacktoBasics
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    It was ing great she just kept getting more and more aggravated. Here was the plan. When I talked to her I only talk while staring at her vagina. I never looked up and never looked her in the eye. I spent the entire night talking to her crotch.

    Wife: I think I'm going to make fries and patty melts for dinner.

    Me: Sounds good to me



    Wife: What the are you looking

    Me: Nothing



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    Wife: come check out this saltillo tile and tell me what you think.

    Me: Seems nice



    Wife: why the do you keep looking down at me.

    Me: What are you talking about



    Wife: never mind

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    Wife: I think I'm going to head to bed

    Me: I'll be there in a minute



    Wife: CUT IT THE OUT. STOP IT ALREADY

    Me: Stop what



    Wife: You better not do this tomorrow

    Me: Whatever do you mean



    Wife: OFF ASSHOLE

    Me:
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  2. 03-24-2009 #2
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  3. 03-24-2009 #3
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    Vagina dialogue

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  4. 03-24-2009 #4
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    safe bet you didn't get to the boneyard last night...
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  5. 03-24-2009 #5
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  6. 03-24-2009 #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by CosmicCowboy
    safe bet you didn't get to the boneyard last night...
    not a chance in . Totally worth it though.
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  7. 03-24-2009 #7
    JudynTX
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    How often are you in the dog house?
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  8. 03-24-2009 #8
    I Love Me Some Me
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    I guess you had to be there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by I Love Me Some Me
    I guess you had to be there.
    Not really. You just didn't get it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PandaSpur
    How often are you in the dog house?
    Perpetually.
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  11. 03-24-2009 #11
    I Love Me Some Me
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    Quote Originally Posted by BacktoBasics
    Not really. You just didn't get it.
    Neither did you...I was talking about the vagina.
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  12. 03-24-2009 #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by BacktoBasics
    Perpetually.
    Do you just not like getting any?

    Also, does your wife take this in good humor in the long run, or do you genuinely like causing conflict?

    Funny though. I don't think I would have the stones to do that.
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  13. 03-24-2009 #13
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    Lol, +1000
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  14. 03-24-2009 #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cry Havoc
    Do you just not like getting any?

    Also, does your wife take this in good humor in the long run, or do you genuinely like causing conflict?

    Funny though. I don't think I would have the stones to do that.
    It aggravates the out of her but she knows that I take life with a grain of salt. I live to with people....I'm guessing she likes that about me because any sane or rational person would have left a long long time ago.
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    How long have you been married?
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    Quote Originally Posted by SpursStalker


    How long have you been married?
    Two weeks this Friday
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    Quote Originally Posted by BacktoBasics
    Two weeks this Friday
    Yeah, right ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by SpursStalker
    Yeah, right ...

    We're not legally married. I just told her that she was my wife and that was that.
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    You and SFIE would get along well in person, I think.
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    Hahahaha.

    I do like this all the time.
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    SpursStalker
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    Quote Originally Posted by BacktoBasics
    We're not legally married. I just told her that she was my wife and that was that.
    @ And that was that!

    Such a charmer you are ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by easjer
    You and SFIE would get along well in person, I think.
    I'm a fan of his work.

    Quote Originally Posted by SpursStalker
    @ And that was that!

    Such a charmer you are ...

    Its actually true. On the third day I knew her no less.
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  24. 03-24-2009 #24
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    Power move, dude. I like it.
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  25. 03-24-2009 #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by I Love Me Some Me
    Neither did you...I was talking about the vagina.



    i do that to the wife sometimes too. Or i do the dry hump on her when ever possible.
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