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    i do that to the wife sometimes too. Or i do the dry hump on her when ever possible.
    The dry hump is a great go to move. I usually wake up on sundays then proceed to flop around like a dead fish on top of her until she can't take it any longer.

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    The dry hump is a great go to move. I usually wake up on sundays then proceed to flop around like a dead fish on top of her until she can't take it any longer.
    Hahahaha. I do this too.

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    They dry humping when she's bent over picking something up is a real winner too.

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    And what made you decide to do this?

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    It was ing great she just kept getting more and more aggravated. Here was the plan. When I talked to her I only talk while staring at her vagina. I never looked up and never looked her in the eye. I spent the entire night talking to her crotch.

    Wife: I think I'm going to make fries and patty melts for dinner.

    Me: Sounds good to me



    Wife: What the are you looking

    Me: Nothing



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    Wife: come check out this saltillo tile and tell me what you think.

    Me: Seems nice



    Wife: why the do you keep looking down at me.

    Me: What are you talking about



    Wife: never mind

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    Wife: I think I'm going to head to bed

    Me: I'll be there in a minute



    Wife: CUT IT THE OUT. STOP IT ALREADY

    Me: Stop what



    Wife: You better not do this tomorrow

    Me: Whatever do you mean



    Wife: OFF ASSHOLE

    Me:
    I give your relationship 6mo. tops.........................

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    I give your relationship 6mo. tops.........................
    We've been together over 6 years. I'm not worried.

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    We've been together over 6 years. I'm not worried.
    7 yr itch?

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    We've been together over 6 years. I'm not worried.
    Hmmmmm, you should be. First of all if she is cussing at you for things that irritate her, that is bad. People in relationships should treat each other with respect. You screwing with her is apparently pissing her off. Dont you think? One day she is probably going to explode, saying you havent grown up and are still inmature. Then she will be like Im outta here. Im just sayin...........

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    Hmmmmm, you should be. First of all if she is cussing at you for things that irritate her, that is bad. People in relationships should treat each other with respect. You screwing with her is apparently pissing her off. Dont you think? One day she is probably going to explode, saying you havent grown up and are still inmature. Then she will be like Im outta here. Im just sayin...........
    Dude, you're pretty ing uptight . . . even for a UTSA gayboy.

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    Dude, you're pretty ing uptight . . . even for a UTSA gayboy.
    LOL.............. Hey, ive been there done that.........been married for a spell now. What he is doing will definitely get on her nerves for real sooner or later. Of course, you wouldn't know that spending all your ass time in the library shelvin books, so STFU.

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    LOL.............. Hey, ive been there done that.........been married for a spell now. What he is doing will definitely get on her nerves for real sooner or later. Of course, you wouldn't know that spending all your ass time in the library shelvin books, so STFU.


    Did you ever consider that his wife has the same twisted mind as he does?

    I cant believe you're taking this to that level.

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    Hmmmmm, you should be. First of all if she is cussing at you for things that irritate her, that is bad. People in relationships should treat each other with respect. You screwing with her is apparently pissing her off. Dont you think? One day she is probably going to explode, saying you havent grown up and are still inmature. Then she will be like Im outta here. Im just sayin...........
    you haven't got the slightest idea what you're talking about. So I like to have some fun....it sure beats being in a boring relationship thats lacks playful interaction. There's nothing immature about it.

    I take care of my business but I spend time enjoying life and having fun. The cursing is just the way we are. I own that ass. She'll never leave me. Its what makes our relationship as solid as it is. You see friend I wear the pants. I don't get told what to do and sure as don't have to "check with my wife" before doing anything. She follows my lead. After dealing with domineering women my whole life I knew I wasn't going to be happy unless I had a nice tolerant subservient hispanic women that worships her man.

    She wouldn't know what to do without me. I provide her the trust and stability she lacked for her entire life. This isn't something that builds resentment it builds trust and appreciation. These kind of anti-feminism women still do exist and they're usually living in poverty down in mexico flipping tortillas waiting for their White Knight. If I told her to bow before me she would.

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    LOL.............. Hey, ive been there done that.........been married for a spell now. What he is doing will definitely get on her nerves for real sooner or later. Of course, you wouldn't know that spending all your ass time in the library shelvin books, so STFU.
    I may shelve books, but I don't live like I got one shoved up my ass.

    Lighten up, UTSA boy.

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    These kind of anti-feminism women still do exist and they're usually living in poverty down in mexico flipping tortillas waiting for their White Knight. If I told her to bow before me she would.

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    Did you ever consider that his wife has the same twisted mind as he does?

    I cant believe you're taking this to that level.


    Hey, I dont care. Its his relationship.

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    Your point is? SpursStalker's Avatar
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    Hey, I dont care. Its his relationship.
    Apparently you do, since you took the time to tell him what's wrong with HIS relationship.


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    you haven't got the slightest idea what you're talking about. So I like to have some fun....it sure beats being in a boring relationship thats lacks playful interaction. There's nothing immature about it.

    I take care of my business but I spend time enjoying life and having fun. The cursing is just the way we are. I own that ass. She'll never leave me. Its what makes our relationship as solid as it is. You see friend I wear the pants. I don't get told what to do and sure as don't have to "check with my wife" before doing anything. She follows my lead. After dealing with domineering women my whole life I knew I wasn't going to be happy unless I had a nice tolerant subservient hispanic women that worships her man.

    She wouldn't know what to do without me. I provide her the trust and stability she lacked for her entire life. This isn't something that builds resentment it builds trust and appreciation. These kind of anti-feminism women still do exist and they're usually living in poverty down in mexico flipping tortillas waiting for their White Knight. If I told her to bow before me she would.
    Like I said........its your ship and if you think its working for you ..........cool.

    I just know every guy I know who thought like you do, the woman eventually left. Im just sayin.........

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    If I told her to bow before me she would.
    Spoken like a guy whose wife doesn't post here.

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    Hmmmmm, you should be. First of all if she is cussing at you for things that irritate her, that is bad. People in relationships should treat each other with respect. You screwing with her is apparently pissing her off. Dont you think? One day she is probably going to explode, saying you havent grown up and are still inmature. Then she will be like Im outta here. Im just sayin...........
    Dude relax....it's THEIR relationship. He shares for entertainment and to bait folks like you.

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    Like I said........its your ship and if you think its working for you ..........cool.

    I just know every guy I know who thought like you do, the woman eventually left. Im just sayin.........
    Because most guys are with women that feel the need to have liberty and equality. Not to mention the fact that most guys haven't got the slightest idea how to control their women.

    Spoken like a guy whose wife doesn't post here.
    My wife's posted here. A few times.

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    Dude relax....it's THEIR relationship. He shares for entertainment and to bait folks like you.
    .........I never said it wasnt I just hope he was joking..........

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    Because most guys are with women that feel the need to have liberty and equality. Not to mention the fact that most guys haven't got the slightest idea how to control their women.


    .............good luck. Glad she is cool with it all.

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    .........I never said it wasnt I just hope he was joking..........
    Sometimes you have to knock the wife down a couple of notches (figuratively).

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    Sometimes you have to knock the wife down a couple of notches (figuratively).
    Nothing says control better than making her cry once a month.

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