The question:
Who will kick the UTSA Football teams ass worse?
The question:
Who will kick the UTSA Football teams ass worse?
Are you trying to decide what role to play tonight with the wife?
I voted pirate but if you're a lumberjack, that's ok.![]()
pirate. I don't skip & jump, or put on womens clothing...I voted pirate but if you're a lumberjack, that's ok.
I gotta go with lumberjacks on this one. They carry axes and chainsaws. Also, some of them cruise around with a big blue ox.
It's too bad "Pop Warner football team" wasn't on the list.
Pirates are pussies.
They sail on thier ships and get you with cannons.
Lumberjacks are real men. They come at you face to face, albeit with an axe or two.
But, I bet you a million bucks a pirate couldn't chop down a tree.
I had to go with Lumberjacks out of school loyalty.
You arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre correct.
Damn that was lame. I'm embarrassed for myself.
Maple syrup or gold? Maple syrup! It's worth about the same in Canada.
What you say?
I was distracted by that chick on your sig.
Are you kidding? Where have you been that you've never seen a pirate sword fight.
You're at the library, look it up.
Lumberjacks don't use axes in real life. They use that big saw that takes two people to use.
While they would try to come at you with that giant tree saw, a pirate would just stab you quickly with his sword.
Mike Leach is a pirate fan.
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I don't give a about Mike Leach.
I'll put Paul Bunyon to your Davy Jones.
Jones will get raped by Paul.
pffffffft. Paul Bunyan? He got beat by that little dude with the chain saw.
Besides, Davy Jones would throw the Kraken on Paul and the freaky blue ox.
That's not really saying much.
Davy Jones was easily the biggest pussy of all the Monkees.
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Asian chicks are hawt.
I have to go with lumberjack, thats what the wife calls my wood when in the sac with her.
That pussy has to fight in the water.
He can't fight like a real man.
If you want to fight like a man, meet him face to face, don't be parading in a ing boat and use a sea creature to do your dirty work.
Pirates wear ing makeup for christ sake. MAKEUP. Lumberjacks all the way. Plus when the lumberjack dies you can skin him for a nice rug down by the fire.
Yes they are.
They sure are.
Definitely pirates. For the booty.
This explains Blake's overstated phobia.
He secretly likes the gay.
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