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    I heart 2Blonde PakiDan's Avatar
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    Way to tempt fate dude...

    JOHN LENNON:


    Some years before during his interview with an American Magazine, he said: "Christianity will end, it will disappear. I do not have to argue about that. I am certain. Jesus was ok, but his subjects were too simple, today we are more famous than Him" (1966).


    Lennon, after saying that the Beatles were more famous than Jesus Christ, was shot six times.


    ~~~


    TANCREDO NEVES (President of Brazil):


    During the Presidential campaign, he said if he got 500 votes from his party, not even God would remove him from Presidency. Sure he got the votes, but he got sick a day before being made President, then he died.


    ~~~


    CAZUZA (Bi-sexual Brazilian composer, singer and poet):


    During a show in Canecão ( Rio de Janeiro ), whilst smoking his cigarette, he puffed out some smoke into the air and said: "God, that's for you."


    He died at the age of 32 of AIDS in a horrible manner.


    ~~~


    THE MAN WHO BUILT THE ANIC:


    After the construction of anic, a reporter asked him how safe the anic would be. With an ironic tone he said: "Not even God can sink it"


    The result: I think you all know what happened to the anic.


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    MARILYN MONROE:


    She was visited by Billy Graham during a presentation of a show. He is a preacher and evangelist and the Spirit of God had sent him to preach to her.


    After hearing what the Preacher had to say, she said: "I don't need your Jesus"


    A week later, she was found dead in her apartment.


    ~~~


    BON SCOTT:


    The ex-vocalist of the AC/DC. On one of his 1979 songs he sang: "Don't stop me, I'm going down all the way, down the highway to ".


    On the 19th of February 1980, Bon Scott was found dead, he had been choked by his vomit.


    ~~~


    CAMPINAS IN 2005


    In Campinas, Brazil a group of friends, drunk, went to pick up a friend. The mother accompanied her to the car and was so worried about the drunkenness of her friends and she said to the daughter - holding her hand, who was already seated in the car: "MY DAUGHTER, GO WITH GOD AND MAY HE PROTECT YOU",


    She responded: ONLY IF HE (GOD) TRAVELS IN THE BOOT (trunk), COZ INSIDE HERE IT''S ALREADY FULL"


    Hours later, news came by that they had been involved in a fatal accident, everyone had died, the car could not be recognized what type of car it had been, but surprisingly, the boot was intact.


    The police said there was no way the boot could have remained intact. To their surprise, inside the boot was a crate of eggs, none was broken.

    http://jmm.aaa.net.au/articles/18203.htm

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    you know how many people have NOT died while saying things like this?

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    you know how many people have NOT died while saying things like this?
    Ok - your objective thinking is not welcome here.

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    BON SCOTT:


    The ex-vocalist of the AC/DC. On one of his 1979 songs he sang: "Don't stop me, I'm going down all the way, down the highway to ".


    On the 19th of February 1980, Bon Scott was found dead, he had been choked by his vomit.

    lol that's a bit of a straw grab.

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    Ain't over 'till its over MaNuMaNiAc's Avatar
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    lol that's a bit of a straw grab.
    yeah... because the others aren't

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    Are you saying that Manny is bi-sexual?

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    Are you saying that Manny is bi-sexual?
    I can always count on Tlong to extract the true meaning of my posts.

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    This thread is win!

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    Way to tempt fate dude...



    ~~~


    CAZUZA (Bi-sexual Brazilian composer, singer and poet):


    During a show in Canecão ( Rio de Janeiro ), whilst smoking his cigarette, he puffed out some smoke into the air and said: "God, that's for you."


    He died at the age of 32 of AIDS in a horrible manner.


    So god gave him the aids?

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    Marilyn Monroe was a converted Jew, and they don't believe in Jesus. So maybe that's why she said what she said. So basically, this means that God killed her for being Jewish. Why does God hate Jews?

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    Why does God hate Jews?
    Because they killed his son.

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    John Lennon was killed by a schizo, god had nothing to do with that.

    Besides, the comment he made about Jesus was well over a decade before he died.

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    Masochist Rangers Fan Melmart1's Avatar
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    John Lennon was killed by a schizo, god had nothing to do with that.

    Besides, the comment he made about Jesus was well over a decade before he died.
    God can really hold a grudge.

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    God can really hold a grudge.
    Apparently.

    That er has held a grudge against Africa for thousands of years.

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    Marilyn Monroe was a converted Jew, and they don't believe in Jesus. So maybe that's why she said what she said. So basically, this means that God killed her for being Jewish. Why does God hate Jews?
    God does not hate the Jews and didn't kill her because she was Jewish. She died because she took too many drugs.

    Shoot ... I know plenty of Jewish people, and they're still living.

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    George carlin said god all the time and didn't die until a couple of years ago
    this thread is gay

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    George carlin said god all the time and didn't die until a couple of years ago
    this thread is gay
    And to think he'd be alive today if he'd a just kept his mouth shut.

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    And to think he'd be alive today if he'd a just kept his mouth shut.

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    Masochist Rangers Fan Melmart1's Avatar
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    I know plenty of Jewish people
    God probably thinks this is punishment enough.

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    God does not hate the Jews and didn't kill her because she was Jewish. She died because she took too many drugs.

    Shoot ... I know plenty of Jewish people, and they're still living.

    He doesn't hate Jews?

    Where the was he during the Holocaust?

    Bald headed piece of .

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    He doesn't hate Jews?

    Where the was he during the Holocaust?

    Bald headed piece of .
    God is bald?

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    No, Don Quixote is.


    Well... God may be, as well, but I think the comment was aimed at Don Q.

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    俺はまんこが大好きなんだよ baseline bum's Avatar
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    This God guy sounds really unpleasant. Someone's gotta take him down to Boys Town ASAP to get him a piece so he can chill the out.

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    No, Don Quixote is.


    Well... God may be, as well, but I think the comment was aimed at Don Q.
    Now I'm imagining God as a bald woman.


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