Well why don't you go and make a thread about then!
Just a few observations around the office today. Feel free to add yours
1. The stripper looking temp in here has her high beams on if you know what I’m sayin’
2. The dog face looking in here keeps staring at me and it’s making me queasy
3. The chick with the biggest bewbs here is wearing a very light and loose shirt. She knows what she has.
Just a few little observations from my desk.
Well why don't you go and make a thread about then!
Maybe I will.
Good! Then tell me where it is so I can post something stupid in it.
just a few observations from your boss' desk
4. The chick with the biggest bewbs here is wearing a very light and loose shirt. She knows what she has.
5. hustle doesn't really get much done around here except stare at chicks. He doesn't know he's about to get a pink slip.
So let me be the first to suggest that:
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Oh I will! Just wait until I start that thread!
lol Funny thing is I probably get more work done around here than most people. All I do is post on here occasionally and they gossip and talk on the phone ALL day.
playing with your twitter?
Observations from my desk:
1. The guy at the copy machine is trying to figure out how to load paper, dumb ass.
2. I wonder if the housekeeping dude is going to come back and get my trash?
Observations from my desk ....
I'm the only one here!
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Observations from my desk:
1. Is it too early to get into the Dos Equis hidden in the back of the fridge?
2. Heartburn already. Coffe and pizza rolls do not = a good breakfast.
That's because street walking is done in the night.
More observations:
I'll be damned if I'm hanging the cork board on my wall, "Oh boss"!
I think there's a fly in my office.
Observations from my bed:
1. My remote is missing.
2. It's 10 freakin' 30 and I'm still in bed![]()
1. Remove the remote from your vag.
2. Get your lazy ass up and do something.
^^^^Jackass!!
You're such a Cougar!![]()
I am observing that it is almost lunch time. Who wants to meet at the Hooters at Wurzbach?
-- Michael looked pathetic trying to drag Phyllis out with him
-- Pam has a mortgage, how is she going to afford it on only Jim's salary, I thought she had to make 'the bucks'
-- Don't say bucks, it's vulgar
-- I liked Idris Elba better when he was Stringer Bell
-- Michael going to Monsters.com instead of Monster.com was hilarious
-- .75 really is expensive for copies
-- I would pay good money to see Andy take a gun to Bandit's head
I have just observed a completely, utterly empty box of crackers in my cabinet, just when I have a craving for cheese and crackers!!![]()
The Monsters.com part was hilarious.
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