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    I'm Mavs>Spurs bitch Allanon's Avatar
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    I had to post this. He's obviously got strength back in his legs

    Stop f'ing around, get that pussy off your shoulder and get your ass on the court boy



    Bynum's knee survives Playboy Mansion workout

    Just like last season, the Lakers' chances of winning a championship may hinge on the health of Andrew Bynum, who has been out since February with a torn medial collateral ligament in his right knee.

    Coach Phil Jackson said recently that Bynum could be at least a few weeks away from returning. Now, I'm no doctor, of course, but at the Playboy Mansion on Saturday, the Lakers' 7-foot center looked to be well on the road to recovery.

    While the Lakers were in Atlanta preparing for what would be an 86-76 loss to the Hawks on Sunday, Bynum was in Los Angeles mingling at a pajamas and lingerie party after the Playboy Golf Finals.

    Wearing a green smoking jacket and slippers, Bynum, whose injury status is generating daily headlines in Los Angeles, partied like a rock star near the infamous grotto.

    He picked up Playmate Nicole Narain and placed her on his shoulders so he could take a picture with his digital camera.

    Upper-body strength, check.

    He hopped over a velvet rope near the DJ booth so he could take a picture with Narain and other Playmates who ended up sitting on his lap.

    Jumping ability, check.

    He sidestepped a few of the roaming cameras and got down with some Playmates on the checkered dance floor set up in the backyard.

    Lateral movement, check.

    Later, with lines around the bar getting longer, he pulled out a bottled beverage from one pocket and four plastic cups from another and offered up drinks to three Playmates who were with him.

    Ability to adjust to game situations, check.

    The scene reminded me of seeing pitcher Brad Penny at the mansion last season during a Dodgers game while he was on the disabled list. When I asked Penny if he was keeping track of the game, he took one look at his surroundings and said, "No, would you?"

    If Bynum isn't physically able to play, should he be able to live out his Playboy fantasy in the meantime? Maybe, but while he's rehabbing his injury and the Lakers play shorthanded without him, perhaps it'd be wise for him to keep a low profile and sit out a couple of pajama parties. The grotto and Playmates will still be there. The Lakers can only hope the same can be said for Bynum come playoff time.
    Last edited by Allanon; 03-30-2009 at 04:26 PM.

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    1 > 0 lil_penny's Avatar
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    lucky

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    you fail at trollin' me TheMACHINE's Avatar
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    sweet..he's back...prob with some STD too.

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    Jus what the Dr.,(Buss), ordered!!


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    Rooster-Lollypops TheManFromAcme's Avatar
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    Jus what the Dr.,(Buss), ordered!!

    +1

    My exact thoughts....

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    Inthe land of audiophiles angelbelow's Avatar
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    lol. no wonder hes taking his time.

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    I'm Mavs>Spurs bitch Allanon's Avatar
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    lol. no wonder hes taking his time.
    Hmmmm....get grabbed and groped by:


    Or get grabbed and groped by:

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    lol banned DUNCANownsKOBE2's Avatar
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    Perfect timing. Its like this that got me going last night about our role players. They dont care about being great athletes, ONLY CELEBRITIES. Farmar writes a blog for Playboy. These spoiled underachieving ers are pathetic.
    Welcome to my world:





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    Believe. Showtime24 LAKERS's Avatar
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    Sexercise is the best exercise.

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    Perfect timing. Its like this that got me going last night about our role players. They dont care about being great athletes, ONLY CELEBRITIES. Farmar writes a blog for Playboy. These spoiled underachieving ers are pathetic.

    DAMN .....

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    lol banned DUNCANownsKOBE2's Avatar
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    And whats up with those fat chics!!!
    That's my question. Even with that gut, $9,000,000 can get way better pussy than that in Scottsdale where all the women are materialistic as can be. That's what pissed me off the most, at least the women Matt Leinart was in that hot tub with were hot.

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    The guy has been rehabbing like crazy. Whats the big deal if he wants to go out 1 night a week. He's only 21 & just signed a huge contract. I doubt if you were in his spot you would be sitting at home doing nothing on a saturday night You gotta have some fun too & not think about basketball 24-7.
    Last edited by j.dizzle; 03-30-2009 at 07:40 PM.

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    You guys have no clue how much time they put into their game. None. Supposedly Farmar and Sasha are gym rats and put in a lot of time, but thats just 2nd hand noise as well. All you know is what you see from a few random pictures or comments made by people like you who simply spout off without a clue as to what goes on and expect every 2nd string player to have all star skills.

    I love how the armchair quarterbacks who have never probably played a high level game have such a grasp on what it takes to do so.

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    #FreeGiuseppe BlackSwordsMan's Avatar
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    You guys have no clue how much time they put into their game. None. Supposedly Farmar and Sasha are gym rats and put in a lot of time, but thats just 2nd hand noise as well. All you know is what you see from a few random pictures or comments made by people like you who simply spout off without a clue as to what goes on and expect every 2nd string player to have all star skills.

    I love how the armchair quarterbacks who have never probably played a high level game have such a grasp on what it takes to do so.
    sweet bynum posts here

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    After the Lakers get skull ed by hte Cavs in teh finals this year Kobe will opt out and sign with the Mavs for the vets min.

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    1 > 0 lil_penny's Avatar
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    bynum better of turned that out

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    Bynum is offering increasing evidence that he will never reach the elite level in this league. He does seem to be far too wrapped in his own star power for his own good. There's a video on youtube of him at a club just tossing money to people.

    If I were a Lakers fan, I'd be seriously worried about his at ude and ego. They do not seem to be in line with a starter for one of the best teams in the league.

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    And they still suck. Lets face it, without Pau and Fisher, Kobe would be gone in a heartbeat. He's already expressed how he feels about those other scrubs (Bynum, Sasha, Farmar, Walton.) I guess Kobe is an armchair QB too. You sound real stupid trying to make a case for our scrubs.

    Every team has scrubs, but not in the minds of some delusional Lakers fans. Everyone is a star in LA LA Land. Yipeeeeeee!!!!
    Yeah and you sound real bright getting all bent out of shape and taking off work today cause some scrubs didnt play well for their few mins when Kobe goes 7-19, fish 3-11, and ariza 3-11. What a moron!

    The difference between fans like me and you is that im NOT delusional to think a 2nd string player is going to put up all star numbers and let it ruin my day and go whine and about it like some pussy. They are what they are, 2nd string players.

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    Bynum is offering increasing evidence that he will never reach the elite level in this league. He does seem to be far too wrapped in his own star power for his own good. There's a video on youtube of him at a club just tossing money to people.

    If I were a Lakers fan, I'd be seriously worried about his at ude and ego. They do not seem to be in line with a starter for one of the best teams in the league.
    You're being way too critical on the kid. He is just a kid and has a right to enjoy his youth. Going to the playboy club is hardly a reason to condemn the kid. A lot of us dream of being there, don't hate!

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    i brought this up on a lakers site and those ers wanted to hang me. Bynum is an average center that acts like he owns la, and its due to pansy ass fans like cobbler praising him. The guy can barely tie his own shoes without tripping and hurting himself, but was able to strap the team with a max contract based on potential alone. No allstar appearances, no playoff appearances, not even half a season, but let lakers fans tell it, he owns duncan.

    I think you guys have seen enough of me to know that im about as die-hard a laker troll as it gets, but truth be told, i cant stand some of the hollywood players we have and the pathetic fans that praise them.
    +1

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    Not to make excuses for the kid, but do you remember when you were 21?

    Would you pass up a chance to mingle with some playmates?

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    I brought this up on a Lakers site and those ers wanted to hang me. Bynum is an average center that acts like he owns LA, and its due to pansy ass fans like cobbler praising him. The guy can barely tie his own shoes without tripping and hurting himself, but was able to strap the team with a max contract based on potential alone. No allstar appearances, no playoff appearances, not even half a season, but let Lakers fans tell it, he owns Duncan.

    I think you guys have seen enough of me to know that Im about as die-hard a Laker troll as it gets, but truth be told, I cant stand some of the Hollywood players we have and the pathetic fans that praise them.
    maybe the Lakers should move to Arkansas or some . No distractions there right?

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    I hope he didn't get herpes on the back of his neck.

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    Not to make excuses for the kid, but do you remember when you were 21?

    Would you pass up a chance to mingle with some playmates?
    Well I sure didn't have a playmate on my neck. This kid better come through or else I'll go to LA and freaking beat his little pansy ass!!

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    Veteran cobbler's Avatar
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    Taking off work was no big deal for me. I make my own schedule, and Im no 9-5 sheep like you, so it was no big deal. As far as Kobe and Fish having a bad game, no big deal either. Ive bet thousands on Kobe and Fish to win big games, and they have come through on more than one occasion.

    You are more delusional than you think. The other thread I made was directed towards pansy ass Lakers fans like yourself that hype up our scrubs as if they were allstars. Every opposing teams fans understand what Im talking about. You so butt hurt over that thread I started that you had to follow me to a completely different thread to add your two cents. Get over it you old geezer.
    Followed you here? Hahahaahaha. Are you really that delusional to actually think that? You commented in your first post in this thread about your posts in the other thread you idiot. Butt hurt? Really? Coming from someone who couldn't go to work over the loss of a friggen game? Classic!

    And now im a geezer and a sheep. Really? A sheep? This comming from someone who believes all the media hype and gets bent out of shape because a 21 year old basketball player goes to a party at the playboy mansion? You cannot be serious can you? Who wouldn't go to the playboy mansion if they had the opportunity? You I guess.

    Show me where I hyped the laker scrubs. I just happen to accept them for what they are. 2nd string players. What don't you grasp about that you whiney little child? If they were allstar type players they wouldnt be backups. It's not rocket science. A 3rd grader could understand the concept.

    The starting unit played like total on Sunday and you blame the scrubs and fans for the loss and go on a rant like some infant who wants his bottle. Brilliant! You call people out for comments they have never made and then insult them? Classy! You have no concept of team dynamics and the differences between allstars, starters, and bench players and yet call the people who do dumb? Ignorance!

    Get over yourself you buffoon.

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