Free Quattro Razor (19)

[ATRAIN]

I'm sure that's not the first time you've been bent over and anally penetrated.

it was and maalox didnt even lube up her

[mrsmaalox]

I got raped


but she did leave a 20 on the counter on the way out

And I did let you keep the change right?

[ATRAIN]

It's not rape since you liked it...

I pretended cause my pimp melmart told me to always smile when with clients

[ATRAIN]

And I did let you keep the change right?

19.99 you better let me keep the change you cheap ass!!

[mrsmaalox]

it was and maalox didnt even lube up her

Sorry!! I told you, with the size of that hole, I didn't think I needed to. Sheesh!!

[ATRAIN]

Sorry!! I told you, with the size of that hole, I didn't think I needed to. Sheesh!!

that comment wreaks of irony

[to21]

Above: introducing the new member from the gay cover band "KISS" this.

[I. Hustle]

l'blech

[SpursStalker]

l'blech

Need a napkin?

[Melmart1]

Need a napkin?

Yeah, I bet you know all about wiping stuff off your chin, dontcha?

[samikeyp]

Yeah, I bet you know all about wiping stuff off your chin, dontcha?

She needs to remember not to use the curtains. Smegma stains can be tough to remove.

[SpursStalker]

Yeah, I bet you know all about wiping stuff off your chin, dontcha?

Nothing your mother didnt teach me.

Dont you think it's time to move on and pester someone else, you're getting a lil lame.

Just sayin

[Melmart1]

Nothing your mother didnt teach me.

Dont you think it's time to move on and pester someone else, you're getting a lil lame.

Just sayin

Not nearly as lame as that attempt at a 'your mother' joke.

Just sayin.

[ATRAIN]

I just made a girl cry with my april fools joke lmao

[samikeyp]

I just made a girl cry with my april fools joke lmao

What did you do?

[Melmart1]

I just made a girl cry with my april fools joke lmao

Which is better than how you usually make them cry, in disappointment.

[samikeyp]

Which is better than how you usually make them cry, in disappointment.

Or laughter while naked.

[ATRAIN]

What did you do?

OK well first I have to give some backstory

There was this girl I was dating about 6 months ago. She was an ex and we started dating again but she was seeing a guy on the side so I dumped her. Well when her and I were together her best friend wanted to go out with me too and she would tell me behind my gf's back. Fast forward a few years and this girl and I hook up again and stop dating but her best friend finds me on myspace and starts talking to me which pisses off the ex.

I emailed the ex and told her this

Me - ok i have to tell you something. So Monica and I have been texting and finally talking on the phone a LOT. She told me how she feels and vice versa. She wants to be with me but she is married and doesnt know what to do. She is gonna come spend a weekend with me very soon. I thought you should know.

Her - WOW! Thanks for going right ahead and throwing that out there for me...what can i say...good luck

Me - Sorry but I thought you might want to know.......I wanted to tell you when we started talking but I wanted to make sure ya know. Sorry i just threw that at you, i know its not what you wanted to hear. Oh yeah and one more thing April Fools lmao.



hahaha she then called me and called me an asshole but said that was a good one.

[ATRAIN]

Which is better than how you usually make them cry, in disappointment.

Or laughter while naked.

bas s

[samikeyp]

OK well first I have to give some backstory

There was this girl I was dating about 6 months ago. She was an ex and we started dating again but she was seeing a guy on the side so I dumped her. Well when her and I were together her best friend wanted to go out with me too and she would tell me behind my gf's back. Fast forward a few years and this girl and I hook up again and stop dating but her best friend finds me on myspace and starts talking to me which pisses off the ex.

I emailed the ex and told her this

Me - ok i have to tell you something. So Monica and I have been texting and finally talking on the phone a LOT. She told me how she feels and vice versa. She wants to be with me but she is married and doesnt know what to do. She is gonna come spend a weekend with me very soon. I thought you should know.

Her - WOW! Thanks for going right ahead and throwing that out there for me...what can i say...good luck

Me - Sorry but I thought you might want to know.......I wanted to tell you when we started talking but I wanted to make sure ya know. Sorry i just threw that at you, i know its not what you wanted to hear. Oh yeah and one more thing April Fools lmao.



hahaha she then called me and called me an asshole but said that was a good one.

and that made her cry?

Well done.

[Melmart1]

OK well first I have to give some backstory

There was this girl I was dating about 6 months ago. She was an ex and we started dating again but she was seeing a guy on the side so I dumped her. Well when her and I were together her best friend wanted to go out with me too and she would tell me behind my gf's back. Fast forward a few years and this girl and I hook up again and stop dating but her best friend finds me on myspace and starts talking to me which pisses off the ex.

I emailed the ex and told her this

Me - ok i have to tell you something. So Monica and I have been texting and finally talking on the phone a LOT. She told me how she feels and vice versa. She wants to be with me but she is married and doesnt know what to do. She is gonna come spend a weekend with me very soon. I thought you should know.

Her - WOW! Thanks for going right ahead and throwing that out there for me...what can i say...good luck

Me - Sorry but I thought you might want to know.......I wanted to tell you when we started talking but I wanted to make sure ya know. Sorry i just threw that at you, i know its not what you wanted to hear. Oh yeah and one more thing April Fools lmao.



hahaha she then called me and called me an asshole but said that was a good one.

Will you never learn?

[ATRAIN]

and that made her cry?

Well done.

yeah cause although they are best friends there is this compe ion between the two and this girl wants me back and she is afraid im going to hook up with her best friend.

[ATRAIN]

Will you never learn?

LMAO I guess not, she found me. I dont go out looking anymore, remember I upgraded to the classier hos on facebook.

[Melmart1]

LMAO I guess not, she found me. I dont go out looking anymore, remember I upgraded to the classier hos on facebook.

I am still waiting for you to get on Twitter and face the challenge of picking up hos with 140 characters or less.

[ATRAIN]

I am still waiting for you to get on Twitter and face the challenge of picking up hos with 140 characters or less.

thats the next stop