Spurs Talk Fantasy Baseball 09

[whottt]

So dan...which do you like better, Blalock's bat or Melmart's strap-on?

[Melmart1]

losers need to point at small victories. Champions look towards the long haul. Japan thought they beat the United States when they attacked Pearl Harbor. Yes they won that day, but the Champion USA came and dropped 2 nukes on their asses and showed them. This case is no different. You are Japan, I am USA.

I think I have proved that I am not a loser in this league, thanks.

Good luck getting your victory wrapped up by Friday. You are gonna need it after the turd your Ace laid today at the hands of EACH HIT.

[Thunder Dan]

BFD. My players understand that this is a long haul. I won last night, you won today (so far). My team is primed to last the whole season and not just win a meaningless day in April. You are showing loser mentality. Losers have to point to small wins. Like when a meth junkie has to count the days sober. Losers have to point that they are X number of days sober, where us winners either a)not do meth, b)don't stop using meth, c)just stop cold turkey. That is the main difference between losers and winners

[Thunder Dan]

Rafeal Perez coming in to clean up Lee's mess.

[Melmart1]

BFD. My players understand that this is a long haul.

They know, do they? Gather them around before the big game today and give them the ole 'long haul' pep talk, didya?

[Thunder Dan]

They know, do they? Gather them around before the big game today and give them the ole 'long haul' pep talk, didya?

We have a team dinner every Sunday night to discuss strategy

[whottt]

you won today (so far)

No doubt. As you get back in this thing in other categories, like saves for instance...I mean it's just a matter of time till you take ownership in that category this week what with that impressive list of closers you drafted. You gonna own that stat cat all season long

[Thunder Dan]

No doubt. As you get back in this thing in other categories, like saves for instance...I mean it's just a matter of time till you take ownership in that category this week what with that impressive list of closers you drafted. You gonna own that stat cat all season long

don't count me out of ERA this week, or any other statistical category. It's the start of the week. Again, winners point at the finish line and not the mile marker

[whottt]

don't count me out of ERA this week, or any other statistical category. It's the start of the week. Again, winners point at the finish line and not the mile marker

I thought real winners did all their pointing before the season even began?

[Thunder Dan]

I thought real winners did all their pointing before the season even began?

we just get into the head of the weaker minded compe ion. It's no different than when Mike Tyson would hold press conferences

[whottt]

LOL ok man, I know a mercy call when I hear one


Hey, that scrub Saltalamaccia just hit a home run...who knew?

[Thunder Dan]

The Rangers always start off hot. They will fizzle, that's what ty franchises and their players do, they fizzle.

[Thunder Dan]

I just got off the phone with Fausto Carmona's interpreter, Fausto is pitching a 3 hit shutout tomorrow in which no players on Melmart's team will get a hit

[whottt]

The Rangers always start off hot.

True

They will fizzle, that's what ty franchises and their players do, they fizzle.

You forget they also play games during 10cent beer night gimmicks

In any case...I suggest you realize that the Red Ranger Unis are back, and with their return comes the strong second half Ranger teams

[whottt]

I just got off the phone with Fausto Carmona's interpreter, Fausto is pitching a 3 hit shutout tomorrow in which no players on Melmart's team will get a hit

Is this before of after he hits the buffet line?

[Melmart1]

The Rangers always start off hot. They will fizzle, that's what ty franchises and their players do, they fizzle.

False. They have started April as the worst team in baseball for two years straight, and just snapped a five-game Opening Day losing streak. They are ty starters, great in May/June/July, ty down the stretch.

[whottt]

I give it a month tops before Dan puts Thome on waivers.

Jim Thome (CWS - Util) Drop You Hang I Bang Waivers thunder_dan20

I'd have at least given him an at bat

[Thunder Dan]

I'd have at least given him an at bat

Back problems. He is useless on my team. There are just too many weapons for him to fit in my lineup on a consistent basis

[Thunder Dan]

that is the way You Hang It, I Bang It Operates. We don't have any room for weak links. It doesn't matter. We are ruthless and will cut you no matter what. Nobody is safe on my roster, not Manny, not the Hammer, not Chase Uttley. Everyone is on notice.

[whottt]

[Thunder Dan]

if Manny Ramirez's little girl(assuming he has one) comes down with a rare life threatening disease and he is force to miss 4 weeks in July, he is probably getting the ax from You Hang It, I Bang It

[FromWayDowntown]

if Manny Ramirez's little girl(assuming he has one) comes down with a rare life threatening disease and he is force to miss 4 weeks in July, he is probably getting the ax from You Hang It, I Bang It

Not Manny "The Hammer" Ramirez?!?!?! Surely not.

[Thunder Dan]

Not Manny "The Hammer" Ramirez?!?!?! Surely not.

[FromWayDowntown]

It's good to see my Orioles putting it to CC "The Hammer" Sabathia.

[Thunder Dan]

Worked myself into a small hole yesterday and looking for a little bounce back so we are back on track for that Friday victory.

This is no different than when Rocky fell behind Apollo Creed in the first round in Rocky 2: I play the role of the heroic Rocky, while Melmart is serving the role of the unliked, over matched Apollo Creed.