Uh-oh. I hope Back2Basics doesn't get any ideas..

[mrsmaalox]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090407/...BeDNqbtmwsQE4F


Man fined for for mailing animal feces on citation

Mon Apr 6, 9:01 pm ET
SIOUX FALLS, S.D. – A federal judge sentenced a Sioux Falls man to probation, a fine and res ution for sending a letter containing animal feces in the mail. Jeffrey Dezeeuw, 45, pleaded guilty to a count of mailing injurious articles.

Prosecutors said he smeared the excrement on a traffic citation, a note and cash that he sent to the Minnehaha County Clerk of Courts on July 21.

Dezeeuw was sentenced to three years of probation, a $500 fine and ordered to pay res ution of $451.

[Spur-Addict]

[PixelPusher]

How do they know it was "animal" feces?

[Mr Hanky]

I get that all the time

[BacktoBasics]

Great idea

[JudynTX]

Another idea for B2B -

WORCESTER, Mass. -- A man allegedly upset about a 20-year-old unpaid speeding ticket that was preventing him from renewing his license was charged with pushing over a nearly 150-year-old statue of Moses in a Worcester courthouse.

Police said a 42-year-old man heavily damaged the 8-foot, 4-inch hollow plaster statue on Thursday after storming out of the clerk's office following a dispute over a $165 ticket.

The man allegedly took his frustration out on the biblical lawmaker with a uniformed state trooper standing about 15 feet away. Trooper James Ellis told the Telegram & Gazette that the man appeared "very agitated, very upset."

He was charged with malicious destruction of property, disturbing the peace, and being a disorderly person.

http://www.ksat.com/automotive/19108863/detail.html

[BacktoBasics]

20 year old ticket....if you're crafty enough to avoid paying a ticket for 20 years you should get off.

[JoeChalupa]

How did he renew his license before if he had a 20yr old ticket? Do MA drivers only renew theirs every 20 yrs?

[SpursStalker]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090407/...BeDNqbtmwsQE4F


Man fined for for mailing animal feces on citation

Mon Apr 6, 9:01 pm ET
SIOUX FALLS, S.D. – A federal judge sentenced a Sioux Falls man to probation, a fine and res ution for sending a letter containing animal feces in the mail. Jeffrey Dezeeuw, 45, pleaded guilty to a count of mailing injurious articles.

Prosecutors said he smeared the excrement on a traffic citation, a note and cash that he sent to the Minnehaha County Clerk of Courts on July 21.

Dezeeuw was sentenced to three years of probation, a $500 fine and ordered to pay res ution of $451.

Great idea

Too late ...